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In a follow up to my fascinating post about frozen Finnish flesh…
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I would think the freezing part would hurt more, but what do I know?
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Imagine if you will…. you train your whole life, you work hard, you sacrifice, you qualify for the Olympics, your 15 minutes of fame finally roll around and instead of a gold medal? You get world wide weiner coverage.
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Well, yeah. Of course we are. It’s not something you hear about everyday.
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What is it they say… when life hands you lemons?
This guy will undoubtedly drink for free in bars around the world for a very long time.
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River's world..... 
Or being bought a drink every time he is asked (and does) to show his frozen penis!!
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I’m sure it’s thawed out by now….
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I wonder how in the hell does this even happen? And why didn’t it happen to his teammates? 😂
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Good question. I don’t have an answer….
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Maybe it was larger, and more open to the wind…
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But I’ve always been told size doesn’t matter….
😈
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By men with small penises, lol.
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Well, now that you mention it….
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The thing is, when you’re outside in the cold and your hands freeze, they go numb. It does hurt more once they start to warm up, so I can see where this guy is coming from.
Err…so to speak…
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I’d rather not see, if it’s all the same to you.
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Without a doubt.
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If I had 15 mins of fame, not sure I’d want to be known as the guy with the frozen peen.
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He seems to be enjoying it…
🥴
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All he had to do was surf porn. That would have warmed that puppy right up.
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A valid request. Take it up with the IOC.
😉
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I’ve never thought about this before but one common feature of most STDs seems to be a burning sensation. Being able to change his name to I.C. Wiener might have its advantages.
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It does have a certain ring to it….
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When it’s frozen, it has no feeling. As the nerves thaw, and there are plenty of nerves, it’s bound to make you scream. I have had frozen ears, and frozen feet (before they decided to tell us not to use hot water!) Never wanna do either again! And there are very few nerves there, relatively speaking.
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Well, it keeps making the news… so I figured it must be bad.
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It’s making the news because it is about that one part of a man’s body that is not allowed to be on the news, except in exceptional times like these. Men love to have their penises talked about, as long as that does not involve talking about size. I think someone talked about the size of Putin’s penis, and now he is up in arms because the world now knows how tiny it is!
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Freezing is mostly painless. Thawing in intense pins&needles.
TMI: Stationary bikes used to cause my naughty bits to go numb. Returning sensation was always weird.
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Interesting…. I think.
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If I had a frozen penis,
My wife would have a fit…
But I’d tell her it’s not heinous —
Just ‘get over’ it.
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Ha! But would she…?
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