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It will be fun.
I promise.
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The minute I saw him, I knew.
It had to be Jovan Musk for men.
Blech! I can still smell it.
So how about it?
What cologne do you think Mr. Stud Muffin is wearing….
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Let’s play.
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It will be fun.
I promise.
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The minute I saw him, I knew.
It had to be Jovan Musk for men.
Blech! I can still smell it.
So how about it?
What cologne do you think Mr. Stud Muffin is wearing….
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River's world..... 
It has to be pulque …
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Isn’t that alcohol?
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Booze made from cactus …
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But also a scent … can’t say I ever smelled it, though …
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something incredibly overpowering! lol
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Taco Bell. Probably mild.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Holy hell…….I’m going with a combo of English Leather and Three Flowers.
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🤮
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Exactly
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Last time I used a cologne/after shave, Brut had just come out. I got a whiff of Axe once, that made me want to vomit. What’s available these days I don’t even want to know.
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He’s giving off a very 70’s vibe, that’s why I went with musk.
🤢
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Still meaningless to me. Men-stinks do nothing for me, lol.
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Yeah, that’s a musk guy. Can smell him from here.
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At least we’ll know when he’s near.
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“Stud muffin”? with white nail polish?? and what are those lumps under his left arm? And I don’t think he showers so he is wearing ‘au natural’!
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I didn’t look closely enough to notice either of those!
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It wasn’t fun. Do I get a re-fun)d)? 😉
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Sadly, no.
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He’s wearing a gold rosary, so it’s a good guess that he has a bit of money, even if he doesn’t understand the Christian teachings regarding vanity. He looooooves the ladies, especially the ones with little to no self-respect, so he needs to smell wealthy so the gold diggers will dig him (See how I did that?). I’m guessing Paco Rabanne. It smells great, but it doesn’t make you cool.
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You probably spent more time than is healthy thinking about him, but an apt analogy all the same.
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I wanted to tell the story of a man with lots of money but no taste. The stupid ass unbuttoned shirt, four sizes too small, the aforementioned gold rosary and oh bloody Hell that belt. Occupation? Pimp, coke dealer, maybe both. This was fun, even if it wasn’t healthy. Thank you.
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Yes, but now it’s time to move on….
🤣
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I hear that a lot.
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