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I can’t honestly say I’ve ever wanted to work from home before, but then I saw this:
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Now you’re talking!
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Chief Candy Officer River has a nice ring to it don’t you think?
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The perfect work from home job!
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I can’t honestly say I’ve ever wanted to work from home before, but then I saw this:
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Now you’re talking!
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Chief Candy Officer River has a nice ring to it don’t you think?
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River's world..... 
Wouldn’t you just know it. My dream job comes along and I have diabetes … 😒
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Talk about bad timing. Damn….
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I think you’d make a great CCO, but what happens when you come across a candy you don’t like? Say for instance a cilantro gummy bear? Lol.
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I’d simply jettison them into outer space. There’s no place on earth for those abominations….
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Oh, I do it for free!!
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A wine taster and poetry attendee sounds fine to me.
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I’d volunteer for cocktail tester but no one is ever hiring.
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For a quick moment, I thought you wrote “teaser”
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That would just be cruel.
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I worry that I may be overqualified. 😎
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That could be a problem.
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Someone followed the link when I posted and the site had crashed.
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Too many applicants, I’m sure.
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Beware of strangers offering candy AND money…..
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It’s not like I’m getting in the van. Geesh…
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I would crush it in that role. I could also do it standing.
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I’m sure you could charge extra for that.
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I chewed on applying for the job, but decided against it because candy is the root canal of all evil.
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Ain’t that the tooth!
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That’s a job I could easily handle!
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You didn’t read the fine print: the position is based out of Mars.
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Oh. That could be a deal breaker…. no Amazon delivery.
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