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Residents of Scarborough, England were thrilled when a walrus decided to visit their town. The creatures rarely venture that far south and the 2,000 pound oddity became an instant tourist attraction. Families brought their children to see the colossal beast and even gave him an appropriate walrus name…. Thor.
What could go wrong?
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Funny you should ask….
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Onlookers apparently saw a lot more of Thor than they bargained for.
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File that tidbit of trivia away for future use. You can thank me later.
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River's world..... 
I had a cat that masturbated. He was so full of himself that he humped anything that vaguely felt like having a queane between his legs. Cleaning up after him got to be too much. I had to take him back whence he came. But given his proclivity, I suspect he could have satisfied a roomful of horny females all at one sitting.
I am used to some male cats and dogs screwing anything either female or male, but that is nature. The above cat screwed anything, once including my leg. But only once!
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We have all our pets spayed or neutered, but still had a male who took an unnatural liking to a white teddy bear. Thankfully there was nothing to clean up but poor Teddy was banished to the closet for a while.
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Poor Teddy!
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A former blogger had the horniest chihuahua I’ve ever seen. His preference was a stuffed toy that looked like a frog.
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Ewwww.
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🤣👍
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Oh… now I kinda want to see a walrus self fellate.
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And ironically, I do not.
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How inspiring. Here’s my ode to the Walrus:
Good day sunshine. I am the walrus. I’ve got a feeling. Love me do. Here, there and everywhere. Please please me.
I should have known better – Let it be. THEY SAID…Wait. You can’t do that. You’ve got to hide your love away. BUT I feel fine. DON’T TELL ME TO Leave my ‘kitten’ alone. It won’t be long…. Ob-la-di, ob-la-da. Ooh! My soul. …………. Goodbye. I’ll be on my way.
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I don’t think he was very good at hiding his love away, hence the problem.
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Braaah-vo!
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Archie and Betty really like each other. Really. Thankfully, they don’t satisfy their urges that often. The singing followed by the extreme violence used to make me worried about miss Betty, but when I see her walking backwards wit her butt in the air I calm down, which is easily the weirdest thing I have said today. I don’t think they’re actually doing it but they sure exhibit the behavior. I don’t know, maybe they’re bored.
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Are they fixed? Please say yes…..
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My Susy is fixed but she still has her ‘Hump-A-Bear. She doesn’t use it very often, but… Hey, we all have our urges, too.
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And all along I thought rhinos were the only horny ones.
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Just a fountain of useless information aren’t you?
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I really am.
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Everyone needs one person like that in their lives…..
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Self-oral-sex.
Now I’ve heard it all.
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….and luckily I didn’t see it all. 😳
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You and me both.
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You’re welcome.
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