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My still bored by retirement husband was back in the underground den of detritus yesterday stacking crap on his newly constructed shelves.
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It shouldn’t surprise you to learn they didn’t take long to fill.
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We now have slightly more organized floor to ceiling crap. Among the treasure?
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Mildew covered high tech.
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An ancient rusted fire extinguisher.
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And a box of money… which if I had known was down there, I would have cashed in years ago..
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River's world..... 
Looks like you’re all ready in case of an apocalypse. If you don’t have an apocalypse, I’m sure there’s something on those shelves that’s just as good…
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For all I know there could be zombies down there already…. just waiting.
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I’m sure they could find something to eat somewhere in there…
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I don’t know about eat, but there are old Coke 6 packs and vintage whisky bottles.. so drinking is all set.
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That’s a pretty nice chunk of change. I would want to cherry pick it before I cashed it in. I’m still optimistic about the outcome, but I do see the resemblance between your Husband and the guy in your recent Mainer post. One big difference: You can’t see his junkpile from the road.
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That’s one of my stipulations. His dirty little secret must stay secret…
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Until you reveal it to the world.
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Well, a small blogging portion of the world.
😉
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Not hatin’. You never struck me as one who would keep a cat in a bag.
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And I do have to say that you are writing an epic tale of a man and his crap.
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My husband and his crap is the real NeverEnding Story.
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I’ll bet you could buy an awful lot of junk with all that money….
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I’m sure it’s crossed his mind….
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I get antsy just looking at the pictures of all that stuff. It makes me want to smuggle a piece or five out with the trash pick up each week.
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We have to pay per bag here.. and there’s a weight limit. A girl could go broke.
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Instead of all the gwrbage, I would like to see a picture of a forgotten treasure — if you can find one?!
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I’m looking. Believe me…
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I’m starting to think your hubs is using misdirection with all that crap, he knows you won’t go down there if you thinks its just crap, lol.
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If so… he’s a master of subterfuge.
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Those wrapped coins! Anymore, my change just goes back into the next machine I come across that takes it. Used to have a giant glass water jug I’d save pennies up in. I remember when it finally got full and I had to start wrapping all of them up for deposit. That took awhile. That also ended my saving up so many coins at one time. Keep an eye out for zombies.
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Those wrapped coins are all uncirculated. He got them from the bank, no labor involved.
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This is the first time his level of devotion to sorting through all that junk has made any cents.
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That must have been an accident. I don’t think he mint it….
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Yo, a treasure 🤣
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At least there’s finally something useful down there.
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Yeah really lol
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Great to see that it’s all sorted by era… Oh, I mean sorted by type such as reading materials… Oh, I mean sorted by usefulness…Oh, I mean by what’s there and what fits… Should be easier to find stuff now.
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You say that like it’s a good thing.
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What’s his attachment to this stuff? Some I understand. But the broken crap? I don’t get it.
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You and me both.
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Is that Antique Coke in your second picture, or do you store consumables with your collectibles?
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I’d say vintage rather than antique. I believe that particular batch is from the ‘80’s.
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Aged like a fine wine.
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Maybe. But I’m not opening one to find out…
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You found money down there!! LOL!
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I did! For all the good it will do me…
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