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I have a few Facebook friends who share nothing but motivational posters.
No family photos. No vacation albums. No silly animal videos.
Just these.
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Most of them are pretty.
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Some of them are cute.
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Okay, you got me. That one makes perfect sense.
And while I’m sure my friends mean well spreading their words of wisdom, I’ve never been a motivational/self help type of girl. I don’t read the books, I don’t cross stitch the sayings on pillows.
My idea of good advice runs more along these lines.
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Kind of the anti motivational motivation.
It’s just how I roll.
And in case you were wondering? My pickle algorithm is alive and well.
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No, they’re not.
Trust me on this.
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River's world..... 
Pickles are definitely NOT bouquet material…
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Not in this house.
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I once wrote a kind of motivational thought, and used it to c.ose all my emails. I never thought adding it to a picture, so if you (or your readers) can think of one to go along with the thought, feel free:
Live every moment of every day to create a memory you will not forget — or regret!
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You’re asking the wrong girl…
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Yes, well, one person’s motivation is another person’s sentimental gibberish. But whatevs. I like the pickle bouquet.
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I’m intrigued and yet bewildered by the algorithms that seem to keep suggesting the weirdest things. Although pickles aren’t as weird as all the sex toys you once posted about. But, you know there are some people who love pickle’s, but I’d be hard pressed to be willing to send anyone a pickle bouquet……🤔
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It definitely beats ball wash, but still begs the question… why me?
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Well, that’s what you search for online I suppose…lol. So, what’s up with ball wash? 🤣
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No. These are things that show up on my FB feed. I assure you I don’t search for ball wash or pickles.
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Bouquet of pickles? No. Bouquet of cookies? Yes.
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Agreed.
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I dunno. I think they’re a pretty big dill and would love to receive a pickle bouquet!
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I relish the opportunity to pun about pickles.
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Some people think doing so isn’t kosher, but I think they’re just half sour.
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That joke is a Vlasic.
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The only time a pickle bouquet would be appropriate is at a baby shower.
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Ha!
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That’s funny about the Pickles! I was just thinking the words, “No, They’re Not”! and then I read your exact same comment.
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Great minds etc…..
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I have an unmotivational coffee mug that says.. SOME PEOPLE NEED A HI FIVE in the face with a chair. 🤣
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You’re my people.
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😁🤗
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I’m not a big fan of roses, but…
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