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I call this news you can’t use. And if you can use it? I don’t want to know…
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Somewhere in Miami a man is questioning his Visa bill for a tummy tuck and boob job.
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Take that Swan Lake.
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No comment.
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The odds of finding a blue lobster are one in two million, so finding a yummy orange crustacean?
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River's world..... 
So weird…. I’ve tecently neen thinking about when Michael Douglas blamed his throat cancer on performing oral sex and everyone flipped out (pre knowledge of HPV being common).
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I wish people would release rare animals.
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This one will spend its days in an aquarium. Not ideal, but at least the next person won’t kill and mount it.
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Good news. I can’t use this news. And I agree with leendadil – throw it back! throw it back!
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All losters belong in the ocean. Giving way to natural enemies I understand. Man is the most unnatural enemy of so many creatures. Just leave them all be!
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Agreed.
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“Iron Man” in ballet moves? I can’t…
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But apparently they can….
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Might be fun to watch.
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I am hoping the Visa bill was never paid. It 8s pretty obvious who dir orbdud not hwve plastic surgery. Or…
Did he lie, pay for a girlfriend’s surgery, then tell VISA his card had been stolen, or copied, because they broke up?
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Interesting. Maybe the wife saw the bill and he needed an explanation… fast.
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That was where my mind automatically went, but I thought I would be kind. Luckily you said it for me!
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I use it…………….on occasion….
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That’s a frightening thought….
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The only interesting thing about this news is that…………nope I got nothing.
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Good to hear.
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I carry a couple of $20’s in my wallet for chump change, and during a long series of trips to the ER, someone would take the cash, but leave the cards. I never caught them …
I dunno. Ballet Black Sabbath? Definitely something unholy there.
Geesh! Why is it something that I reeeelllly enjoy always become unhealthy.
Chances of finding a lobster in the Lampasas river are next to nil, but we do got crawdads …
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There’s a crawdad sucking heads joke that fits perfectly with the oral sex warning…. but I’m not going to go there.
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