News you can’t use.

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And if you can, I’ll try not to judge.

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Woodchucks, a hoarding husband and a ditch from Hell? They’re welcome to it.

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Bowel nesting?

That’s a mental image I didn’t need.

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Is there a right and wrong way to sit on the toilet?

Turns out there is.

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Small angles. Got it.

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I don’t know about you, but I leave setting the “go” routine to my colon.

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I don’t blame them. Humans make me nervous as well.

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It wasn’t me, I swear.

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🤣

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22 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. I don’t know about right and wrong ways to sit on the toilet, but I do know there’s a right and wrong way to load the toilet paper roll. (It needs to come from behind.) We got home to find our petsitter loaded it the opposite way. That’s enough to knock her down to 4 stars from 5. 😉

    I sure hope the airlines have started sharing their “banned passengers” lists with each other. I don’t want people like her on my Delta or Sun Country flights!

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      1. I’m pretty sure people have divorced over this issue, but seeing as we don’t share a home, I’m willing to agree to a “to each their own” detant if you are. 🙂
        Actually, I never really had a preference until I met the husband. He’s a vehement “under” person and I kinda became one by association. Maybe it depends on the location of the roll relative to the toilet, but I find, in our pink “Pepto Bismol” bathroom anyway, that I can tear off the sheets with my non-dominant hand more easily if it’s in the “under” position.

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  2. I do try to be as quiet as I can be when carrying a boatload of peanuts into the yard. I don’t think I’m going to worry about it being “go time.” I usually pay attention to the message from below.

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  3. I got a squatty potty stool awhile back… highly recommend!!

    I love that Google is claimimg a right to “scrape” all data on the internet, despite 99.9999999% of people never seeing the updated terms, let alone agreeing to them. And what about people who don’t use google… and deceased people. I call shenanigans.. but also zero chance of opting out, even with Elon’s wealth.

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  4. They will have to make some bathrooms bigger than, and install the Squatty Potty in every one.
    I don’t blame the animals for getting scared. Don’t get me started on Hunters.
    As for Wine? How ridiculous. That’s like having a fit over Coke or Pepsi. Really not worth ruining the flight.

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