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News you can’t use.

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All the news that’s not fit to print… but you know I will anyway.

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Sorry, if I had to see it… so do you.

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Gee, no. I can’t imagine that happening. You mean a programmed robotic fiancé who agrees with everything you say and finds your belching the National anthem charming isn’t realistic?

Who knew.

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Can you imagine living next to that Pepto Bismol monstrosity? I’d vomit on principle alone.

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Here’s a simple way… don’t buy them.

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For a society that always screams about invasion of privacy we’re pretty willing to hand over all our information.

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Be careful what you say in front of Teddy.

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23 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. “An alternative to traditional bedtime stories…?” I.E. when a loving parents sits with and perhaps holds their child for a while and makes up funny voices and watches their child giggle and gradually drift off to sleep??? We want to hand that over to a bear that, by definition has to be connected to the Internet, where it can send all the data it’s collecting about your child? W-T-F?

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  5. … hairy tongue? Heavy drinkers have known about that for centuries.
    … until they come up with an AI wife that can cook and clean as well, I’ll pass.
    … the Barbie house would put me in seizures.
    … Expensive AI toys for kids who will just play with the box it came in.
    …

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      3. Back when the movie, Her, came out I told a coworker I considered it 1 rev away. It’s fully here now and the movie, which is totally positive, should be required viewing.

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