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I’m constantly getting suggestions on my FB feed to buy things from Etsy. And while I’ve purchased a few odds and ends there in the past… these new items didn’t make me want to break out my credit card anytime soon.
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Unless it’s Halloween and I’m dressing to attract a male polar bear? I see absolutely no need for these boots.
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Good grief. I don’t want fully operational and functioning gnomes, why would I ever want defective ones?
Along with Etsy, Amazon is flooding my feed with crazy cat items it thinks I need to purchase for His Lordship.
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Yeah. That’s not happening.
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And look at the face on that cat. I don’t think fur is the only thing that’s going to be terminated.
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Okay, they’ve got me here. Lord Dudley Mountcatten might actually like a pool table of his very own.
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River's world..... 
I think he’d prefer the full-sized table in the Barn Mahol
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That one was a wee bit expensive for a cat toy.
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I would wear the hell out of those boots if were flats
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Watch out for polar bears.
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Those boots are just paw taste
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🤣🤣🤣
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ATTRACT a male polar bear, or REPEL a male polar bear? It’s a toss-up. And I’ve been eyeing up that cat pool table, too. The only thing stopping me (besides stern warnings from the husband) is the very real chance that the cats will like it for all of 30 minutes and then ignore it.
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Just another cat bed they’ll ignore I’m sure.
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Or we’ll incur hundreds of dollars in medical bills after one of us chimps steps on a rogue ball and goes flying.
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Worse than stepping on a Lego barefoot, no doubt.
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Maybe not as painful as a Lego initially, but the crash landing would be spectacular.
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What makes a gnome defective? Unkempt beard? Crooked hat?
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Not creepy enough I guess..
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