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You can’t, but someone must because there’s so much of it.
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Damn. I could have gone all day without knowing that.
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Worms.
You never know where they’ll turn up.
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Any of my male readers want to try and explain this? Because I simply don’t see the appeal.
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I’m a nature lover and believe in sharing our planet with all its creatures, but if this bastard is threatening my wine and beer?
Kill it.
Kill it on sight.
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See?
Beer is good.
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No mystery there.
He’s surrounded by politicians…
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Telling people to “kill it on sight” is literally part of the lanterfly eradication plan!
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I know. I haven’t seen one yet but they’re coming our way…
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Best answer ever on the Biden dogs. I never thought of that, by yeah. I’ll keep tending to my gut health, and no – I’ll pass on a pair of shoes. Our first dog like to chew out the insoles of our shoes, but…
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Chewing is one thing. Whatever it is these men are doing with stripper heels, no.
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Stinky stripper heels. Ah a big NO on stripper heels stinky or not. Like the simple strait forward logic on the dog bites. At the risk of increased danger to the dogs could we send them directly to the lower House of Congress to retrain certain confused and deeply troubled Representatives ??? Just a few therapeutic bites ????
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Works for me. Shelters are full of willing canines…
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Eww to the worm and stripper heels, that’s jus gross 🤮. That lanternfly needs to be eradicated ASAP, no one’s messing with my wine or beer! That bastard insect! Yes, Commander is surrounded by politicians but, he’s biting the secret service detail, lol.
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Oh. That’s not good…
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The Spotted Lanternfly — looks more like a moth than a fly to me — is nature’s way of preventing drunk driving. I say good for him or her. Keep on trucking, little one!
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No. Wrong answer. They are destroying grains, herbs, vegetables and fruits as well as old growth trees.
Spotted lanternflies are sap-sucking insects and their spread is potentially detrimental to the health of the plants they feed on in their introduced ranges. Many of these are economically important, such as oaks and black walnut.
Grape vineyards, both in South Korea and the United States, appear to be particularly affected, jeopardising an industry worth billions of dollars. One vineyard in the United States reportedly faced a yield loss of up to 90%.
In Pennsylvania alone, if the spotted lanternfly isn’t contained, it’s estimated that they could drain the state’s economy by up to $324 million (£240 million) each year and cause the loss of 2,800 jobs.
The insects also lack predators in their new ranges, so their population can quicky get out of control. As they are relatively inconspicuous when moving into new areas, often their spread goes unnoticed until too late.
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You left all that out of your original story.
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It wasn’t funny.
News you can’t use is supposed to be funny.
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LoL
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One sex worker friend sells worn and unwashed panties. Does pretty well at it too! But smelly heels? I know of people with a shoe fetish, but I didn’t think the aroma was what they were looking for. Who knew?
And why can’t I just refer to my friend as a prostitute? Why the sex-worker thingy. Even she finds the term gross …
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Call her what you like, she is still a woman.
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Exactly …
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Amen to that!
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I didn’t know.
And I really don’t want to know…
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It is my sworn duty to keep you up to speed …
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I might try that myself – there will be Germ Warfare labs all over the world going crazy for them.
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You could put them on your Labrador Retriever, then send ’em out. They’d never know the difference.
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They might… I haven’t got one.
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The moth is not exactly going out of its way to be inconspicuous is it?
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Good. It will be easier to spot and kill.
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The Worm thing I will need to read more about. Just how the Hell can it live? I wonder if it can cause Migraines. Might sound gross but I would love for my Migraines to go away with a simple Worm Removal.
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I’ve got a headache just thinking about it…
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OK, honest truth, I have a thing for feet. (A mild thing, but still a thing.) Having said that, I have zero interest in heels, stinky or not. All I can say is, people have their kinks, and those can’t always be explained.
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Can’t… and probably shouldn’t.
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Well, that’s my Australia trip ruined. I’m off to cancel everything now…
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When it comes to parasitic brain worms… better safe than sorry.
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