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Furniture shopping with my husband continues and I can’t say it hasn’t been interesting.
Live edge dining tables seem to be a trend, and while I like some of them…
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The ones filled with resin are a little too plastic-y for me.
Not to mention those low backed drafting chairs. Ouch.
And speaking of resin…
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Yes, I live in Maine.
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But even I don’t want cooked lobster pieces and parts in my dining room table.
While my husband was examining that abomination, I spotted something across the room that made me look twice.
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A James Bond ejector bed?
Push a button if you’ve got a headache… and bam! Bye bye Romeo.
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On closer inspection it was just a weird way of storing pillows.
Still might work if it had enough thrust though…
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River's world..... 
The tables are meh.
The ejector bed? Might be of help if you have a snorer in your life.
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Good point. I may need to do further research…
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The James Bond ejector bed has great potential if, as you note, it finds a little more oomph. Those tabletops look a little fishy to me.
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Groan…
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In God we trust.
In bed we thrust.
What’s next, I wonder?
In blogging, we blunder?
Not if we go by rivergirl’s post —
As a slice of life, it’s better than toast.
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Better than toast is high praise.
I love toast…
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Gotta ask, River, how many “headaches” have you had lately to want the ejector bed? Does hubby know?
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I may complain about his hoarding, but I’ve honestly never been tempted to eject him in bed.
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I agree that the resin river with the lobster etc., is way too much. That would be something I’d do – go overboard.
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Ejector bed FTW!!!
I like resin tables when they’redone well. Seashells and lobster claws, not so much!!
Those chairs wouldn’t even contain my butt!!
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My bed has storage underneath which I don’t use since I don’t have a handy button to open it.
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Not nearly as much fun if you have to crawl under there.
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Like that bed wouldn’t go off accidentally in the middle of the night. That’s got lawsuit written all over it…
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This is some odd furniture. Just saying…
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Gimme that bed! Our underbed storage requires two of us and all our strength to get to. Then we have to rest for an hour afterward because we’re so spent!
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You may want to check with your husband first…
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Thanks, but I’ll stick with storing pillows underneath the bed like a sane person.
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lol..well, there ya go( i read you other post first). I absolutely love the first table and the resin one..the ejector bed is a strong NO though..
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I love lobster but came up allergic to it a decade ago. I definitely don’t want to stare down at it during mealtime.
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