News you can’t use.

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Let’s begin…

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Holy Hell. Two uteruses? I had enough trouble with one…

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I’ve never had a problem with this, but okay.

For those of you who have time constraints, the trick is to store them upside down.

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I’ve often said I’d like to sleep for 5 months and lose 50lbs. That’s my kind of diet.

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Nuclear mutant Chernobyl dogs. What could go wrong…

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This half of a 16 year age gap couple who have been married for 40 years says it works just fine.

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21 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Of all the things I’ve been clamoring to figure out, getting beans out of can was pretty low on the list. Way below cranberry sauce, and I got that down. Mutant Chernobyl dogs? When does the movie drop?

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  2. HAHA! Mutant Chernobyl Dogs THE MOVIE!!! Dan is hilarious! And also that could be a thing, dogs affected by a nuclear meltdown, yeah what could go wrong? I don’t have baked beans too often, and I love them but I’ve never had an issue. I’m not qualified to speak on the age gap in marriages story so I’ll just skip comment on that one, lol.

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  3. I know a lady who married a guy 14 years younger than her and everyone said he would end up taking care of an old lady. Well, he promptly broke his hip and hasn’t been the same sense – so she is taking care of him. You never know!

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    1. You never do.
      Everyone thought I was pregnant when we got married. Not sure why as we met and tied the knot in 6 days… but I have to say, it’s been the longest gestation in history. 40 years and counting.
      🤣

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