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Let’s begin…
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Holy Hell. Two uteruses? I had enough trouble with one…
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I’ve never had a problem with this, but okay.
For those of you who have time constraints, the trick is to store them upside down.
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I’ve often said I’d like to sleep for 5 months and lose 50lbs. That’s my kind of diet.
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Nuclear mutant Chernobyl dogs. What could go wrong…
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This half of a 16 year age gap couple who have been married for 40 years says it works just fine.
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Of all the things I’ve been clamoring to figure out, getting beans out of can was pretty low on the list. Way below cranberry sauce, and I got that down. Mutant Chernobyl dogs? When does the movie drop?
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I never realized quick release beans was even an issue.
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I have to wonder how much time I’ve been wasting waiting for the baked beans to pour out of the can. This is a problem? 🤔
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I read it in the news.
So it must be true…
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So does this half of a 12 year age gap 14 years together/11 married 😉
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Bravo!
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HAHA! Mutant Chernobyl Dogs THE MOVIE!!! Dan is hilarious! And also that could be a thing, dogs affected by a nuclear meltdown, yeah what could go wrong? I don’t have baked beans too often, and I love them but I’ve never had an issue. I’m not qualified to speak on the age gap in marriages story so I’ll just skip comment on that one, lol.
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I’m not a huge bean lover. I can tolerate them in burritos, chili and the like, but don’t care for baked beans. Slow.. or quickly released.
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Getting baked beans out of the can FASTER? Has life really gotten that bad?😂
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For some, apparently so.
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Two uteri? She could be a wombat!
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Which would more than make up for the discomfort.
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There must be a lot of impatient baked bean lovers out there…😂
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Clearly.
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I’m with you! 8 year age gap, 10 year marriage here. It’s 1,000x better than my first marriage, where she was three months older.
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I was always mature for my age, and everyone knows men are basically children until they hit 40, so it worked.
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I know a lady who married a guy 14 years younger than her and everyone said he would end up taking care of an old lady. Well, he promptly broke his hip and hasn’t been the same sense – so she is taking care of him. You never know!
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You never do.
Everyone thought I was pregnant when we got married. Not sure why as we met and tied the knot in 6 days… but I have to say, it’s been the longest gestation in history. 40 years and counting.
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Glow Tin Tin coming to a theater er streaming service near you soon. Timmy the zombie’s favorite pet.
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That works.
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Wow… how hangry are bean eaters? And hete’s a thought… open the bottom instead of the top.
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