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Because the world is full of useless news.
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Thinking about this, I’m not sure I can get past the short term injuries.
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Post Traumatic Sh*t Disorder, no doubt.
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This handsome fellow ate $4,000 off the kitchen counter.
Bad dog. Bad.
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That’s a little extreme. Even for the journal…
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I’m sure they meant to say incorrectly, but never mind.
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Risk management aside, who in their right mind belongs to a Bladder and Bowel Community… and what would you bring to that potluck supper?
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River's world..... 
People who say you shouldn’t sleep with socks must have never been to a northern state in winter. Sometimes I wake up with cold feet and the only thing that can get me back to sleep is a pair of socks (and I usually wake up too hot sometime later, pull the socks off, and go back to sleep).
What do you bring to the anal, uh, I mean annual Bowel and Bladder potluck?
Pea soup.
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Proof you can’t believe everything you read in the news…. I just saw an article last week that said you’ll sleep better if you wear socks, so there.
As for the potluck, that’s a buffet line I’ll gladly skip.
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My tootsies are freezing and I’ve been awake all night. The psychopathic part is not putting on socks when your tootsies are cold!
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You would think.
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I used to wear socks in bed in Sydney, and it’s not that cold. Heck, I used to walk around in them on cold days. I must have more issues than I thought.
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Clearly you’re psychotic, but I like that in a friend.
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Haha. There are probably some deadly creatures down there that socks are protective against. 😉
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Not even incorrectly peeing, simply not peeing frequently enough to prevent bacterial growth.
I prev read the Dog Ate My Money story. All but $500 survived the journey well enough to be replaced.
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That’s not the BBC is it? ‘Cuz I watch their news… I guess you don’t bring donuts from Dunkin’ to those meetings?
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I get these stories from my Apple news feed. The sources are varied… and I would guess not on the donuts.
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I’m torn: I WANT to be a psychopath but I can’t STAND sleeping in socks.
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Life. It’s all about the hard choices…
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I can imagine a pipe burst under that toilet but not an actual explosion, that makes no sense. A woman at my job sat on a toilet that gushed shit water on her, she survived and went into management. I think wearing shoes to bed is far more psychpahic
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There’s a parable there somewhere… full of sh*t/management.
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Is it wrong I’m trying to work out how that happened if not splashback? Which, by the way, is a term used for tiles in home reno shows here. And, also, how do you know this happened?!
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If a toilet I was using exploded I would hope it would finish me off. Severe, long term injuries in the likely areas does not appeal to me. Having more appeal…being the member of a household where 4K is just hanging out on a countertop.💰
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Long term toilet injuries are a terrible thing…
4k on the countertop is much more pleasant.
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Gawd…..none of this news is useful.
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Score!
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Careful on that one, River. There are a number of people in North America, at least, who have bowel or bladder problems due to failed surgeries. They might be quite upset with your flippancy. I know you mean well, but these are two areas where “we” really don’t think are funny. Living with such problems is HELL!
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Apologies. No offense intended…
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No problem. Unless you know someone is suffering, you csnnot imagine it.
But people are duffering.
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The question is, why did they have $4K on the kitchen counter? I can’t be the only one thinking they’re drug dealers, right?
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These days they might have just been going grocery shopping…
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#truth
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I wonder who the Bladder and Bowel Committee President is and what type of dues you would have to pay..
Also, Why would someone leave that much money on their counter top? Pretty much serves them right!
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