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Trust me, you really can’t.
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Please tell me there was a model involved. The thought of disembodied pubic hair strutting down the runway in stilettos is simply too much.
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Gas station heroin?
In my day that used to be Cheetos.
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It seems I owe Lord Dudley Mountcatten a thank you tuna.
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If it’s not safe for work it’s probably perfect for this post.
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Or not.
I admit I’m so out of touch I had to look up fleshlight. My advice? Don’t.
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Send the animated pig brain to Washington. I think they’re a few short…
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River's world..... 
I’m guessing that pig’s brain took a look around and crawled back in the pig.
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And who could blame it?
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That popcorn bucket looks far from practical. Just try getting a fistful out of that 😅 Ya know it really came as no surprise that you didn’t know what a fleshlight was…but I’m sure you know what the accommodator is 😏
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I don’t.
And honestly don’t want to….
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In these times…gas station heroin as a dietary aid? Yup, that tracks.😁
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I’ll stick with the Cheetos. Takes longer to kill you….
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The first Dune movie wasn’t good, the reboot or remake was….meh. So the popcorn bucket had to be better that the previous films…lol. I’m not even going to comment on any other non-news stories.
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I like the remake better than original, which isn’t saying much.
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Auughh… I don’t see the pics, only big image errors
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Really? It’s fine on this end…
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Probably 1 more straw on mycamel’s back. Last night, I developed a highly sensitive front tooth… I suspect an exposed root. Life is having fun at my expense!
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Ouch!
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I’ve heard about pets helping people over 50. They are also good for people who are lonely or depressed.
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Absolutely!
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Huh. Yep, nothing here that I can use, but I appreciate the time it took for you to put this together. Effort should be rewarded. Good job
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Totally useless?
Score!
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More like hot butt-ered popcorn.
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Someone had to say it. Might as well… and often is… you.
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Haha! I’m a no-holds-barred guy.
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If a pet can lower dementia risk, I wonder what three pets can do. Give me superpowers?
I had to look that word up, too. I’m happy to report that Google blurred out most of the photos.
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I did warn you…
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