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News you can’t use.

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Because I’m helpful that way.

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Considering the decided lack of, I can’t say this surprises me.

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Heck, we do it for our dogs, why not ourselves?

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Oh sure, pay big bucks and end up with a week in beautiful downtown Cartagena. Don’t forget to pack your bulletproof vest.

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I’d be 103, so probably not.

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That’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while, and I do these posts every week.

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Good question.

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Seems like the father of our country was the original thigh master.

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I don’t know about you but alcohol affects my workout this way…

Choices :

1. Go to the gym

2. Go to happy hour and drink $5 margaritas.

The choice is clear.

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25 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Given that I will skip a drive-thru line if there are more than two cars in it, I don’t see myself waiting 43 years for a kabob.

    As for the plane? I swear, I never know where the plane will land when I do have a destination.

    Why wasn’t his nickname Thunder-Thighs Washington?

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  2. He could hold his seat in the saddle with uncommon ease. I will save that just in case it comes up on Jeopardy ! I did find the tid bit about alcohol interrupting workouts useful. Add another vote in the margarita column .

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  3. That waiting list length for frozen croquettes is impressive, but I’m starting to wonder how long people would wait for a fresh version? As for the airline with the mystery destination, I agree a lot of folks already board planes in the US with that possibility in mind.✈

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  6. Personally I think Everest should be closed to all hikers, it’s a mess up there so I’ve read. Hikers are desecrating (and the other word too) that once beautiful natural beauty. Talk about stupid, why would anyone wait 42 years for a meat croquette? Washington and his thighs, no thank you.

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  8. Fanatic workouts caused me to get thin. Which caused me to be popular at clubs. Which caused me to go out & drink more. Which left me too tired to work out the next day. After a few years… no longer thin or popular but still drankin.

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  10. Think how disappointing that beef croquette would be when you finally got it. I mean, how could it not be after all that wait and all those hyped expectations? Bet they ain’t cheap, either. Wonder if people have to put down a down payment to be on the waiting list. People are dumb.

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