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Because someone has to filter through all this nonsense.
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Poor Molly.
No one even bought her dinner first…
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Canned sausage gravy is an abomination and cannot be elevated.
Ever.
The end.
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Sounds like someone watched a few too many Weekend at Bernie’s reruns.
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Let’s not and say we did.
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Just when I thought AI couldn’t possibly be any more horrifying.
😳
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River's world..... 
“Chic bridal bikini” is not a phrase I would ever have imagined.
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‘Tis the world in which we live…
🥴
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Canned gravy!? What in the hell is that? I’ve never heard of canned gravy and your right, it’s an abomination. Although I’ve never seen it here in Texas, that goodness. There is no such thing as a chic wedding bikini, NOTHING. You can tell poor Molly has been groped for years as the brass on her breasts are shinny and the rest of her has the patina and weathering of age. What kind of pervs would consistently grope an stature? It’s definitely a Monday.
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Maybe a “Meals For Molly” campaign is in order. Canned sausage gravy? No. Just. No.
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What Molly needs is a spring loaded switchblade.
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And reality proves it is still stranger than fiction!
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It’s true, man, you can’t write this.
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Fondling a statue? Imagine if David got his balls touched rubbed daily. There’d be nothing left.
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I’ll never run out of topics, that’s for sure.
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Therecarevover 8 billion of them…
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Sausage gravy is so easy to make there is no reason to get it from a can other than straight up laziness. Sad. Really really sad.
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It’s hard to find up here, but even I’m not that desperate.
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Thank goodness I’ve been married a long time: I don’t think the bridal bikinis would suit me…
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And to think my mother complained about the color of my tux.
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Ha!
🤣
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Put the gown over the bikini.
Dead men tell no tales and probably get no cash.
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Sausage gravy and copping copper boobies in the same post. Excuse me while I pop a Guinness and yell “Brilliant!”
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Aw, shucks.
You’re making me blush…
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Not gonna lie, I’ve groped a few statues in my day.
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I never doubted it.
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My reputation precedes me then…
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