News you can’t use.

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Still here.

Still useless.

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I’m sorry, but women using their brains more than men isn’t news.

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You know what we found during our home renovations? Rotted wood, dust and a broken pencil.

Boo to that.

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Oh holy hell. Now I have to worry about being attacked by a robotic labradoodle?

Stop the world, I want to get off.

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Have I mentioned how glad I am that gifted Cosmopolitan subscription ran out?

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Take a look around.

It’s not hard to figure out.

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23 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. The real resson aliens aren’t contacting us? Interstellar space travel will never exceed the speed of light, or even come close. From here to Alphs Centauri, our closet neighbour, will take lifetimes, if we can even get there.

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