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No one can use it, and yet it keeps coming.
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That sounds about right for the U.S. Postal Service these days.
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The only thing that could make a mummy scream like that is discovering she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s 13th child.
I feel for you sister, I really do.
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Probably because he already has 3.
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I like tequila as much as the next girl but I’m getting extremely tired of celebrity booze brands and their stupid ads.
No one needs grass clippings up their…
Oh, never mind.
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Substitute 4 year old child with 77 year old retired Marine and you’d be living my life. If there’s a sign that says don’t touch, he touches. If it says do not enter, he enters. Clearly he thinks the rules apply to everyone but him.
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River's world..... 
At least it was a postcard and not an absentee ballot.
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Once again you’ve succeeded in bring me my Monday new that I definitely didn’t use….for any reason.
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Score!
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Tara often has to tell me not to touch displays, too. I’m sorry. I have no excuse.
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Neither does my husband.
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I think that postcard might be ahead of schedule.
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🤣
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Yay… genuinely news I cannot use!!
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My work here is done.
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Well, my sinuous grip on history tells me that the mummy had just had her brain mushed and sucked out through a straw up her nose. Yup, I think that’d have done it.
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I’m hoping that was done after her ability to scream was over.
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And you’re husband’s a military man . . . aren’t they trained to obey? 😉
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You would think!
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