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Because my life is full of it.
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Geesh, it’s hard enough to win a championship when you’re deaf… but dead?
That’s seriously impressive.
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In case you were wondering.
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Ugh.
The pickle algorithm has struck again.
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Substitute cat for dog at this point, but the sentiment is the same.
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It takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
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Maybe Star Trek was onto something.
Long live Veeger.
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River's world..... 
I might actually give that pickle tree a try. The cuteness may distract people from how little I spent on the appetizer. And that all I brought for an appetizer was pickles.
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Just don’t tell them it was my idea. I want no credit for that….
😉
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I keep hoping Voyager will meet up with the other craft.
If you die, Dudley will lay on top of you until you’re good and cold, then go look somewhere else for food.
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The odds on that are incalculaby small.
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Maybe in a school for the dead I could make varsity.
Do they also have a school for the bling, where you compete to see who can wear the most gold chains and still keep their head up?
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At this point in my life, I’d still be riding the bench even if the team was dead. Sad, but true…
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V-ger… am I the only one who remembers that??
I also got a pickle thing yesterday!!
I feel like my cats won’t notice I’m MIA till they miss a meal. Neighborteen gets quite upset when I say I’m perfectly okay with cats eating my dead body!!
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You’re not the only one.
😉
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Too many editors are relying on spellcheck! And then there’s the damned autocorrect. I’d be willing to bet a pickle that those pickles are not dill pickles! Sweet gherkins, I’d say!
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Either way, it’s a tree I don’t want.
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Death and pets is too much after losing my cat two weeks and a few days ago. I wonder what happens if the owner goes first? Do animals understand?
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That’s what the drawing is about. Letting your pet know you’ve passed… so they do understand.
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I got it. But I wonder if they really do?
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Animals can sense death. I think it could give closure…
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I hope that’s true. But then who knows the person died? What does the pet do if it’s a lonely person?
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😰
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When our Dakota died at home at the age of 25, we let all the other cats sniff her lifeless body. They understood. She died peacefully in her mother’s arms.
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That’s important as well.
💕
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Having done battle with WP spellcheck on someone’s last post, I’m going with autocorrecting sucking for that terrible chyron.
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I only want Laverne & Shirley to see my body if there’s someone else around. Otherwise, it won’t take them long to start nibbling on my flesh, I’m sure.
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Just the tasty bits…
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That’s not exactly reassuring.
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It wasn’t meant to be…
😈
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No wonder the national budget deficit is so high. Those roaming charges from Voyager 1 are … astronomical.
Stupid carbon units infesting our government.
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Ha!
Roaming charges will kill you…
🤣
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