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Trust me, you really can’t.
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See?
That’s about as useless as it gets.
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I feel you Alice.
I really do.
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I have a lot of muscles I haven’t used in years too.
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Talk about a disappointing tourist attraction.
Geesh.
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Please don’t try this at home.
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Men.
You’re inexplicable… no matter the species.
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River's world..... 
I think community action is required to get that dragon breathing fire.
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The poor thing. You know he feels badly…
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I want the dragon to breathe fire. That’s his purpose in life. Why would anyone stop him from doing that?
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Someone probably got inadvertently roasted and ruined it for everyone else…
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BWAHAHAHA! Dolphin streaming, just eww. Leo’s ex is just to find a sucker shrew. No fire dragons are just anticlimactic. Uncle Alice!!!
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Can you even call it a dragon if there’s no fire?
So sad…
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Those “botos” (huh?) must have been juveniles. Typical adolescent male behavior: obsessed with their wee wees and all they can do. Hopefully it’ll pass. If they want to find a mate, it had better pass.
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That goes for humans as well.
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I want the dragon to breathe fire, but not in SoCal.
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No. I hear you…
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Once again your right, I can’t use any of this. Your on a roll here River, lol.
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Posting useless crap is a job at which I’m eminently qualified…
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I feel so enlightened! Thank you River. This morning I read that the Lt. Governor of Texas is on a crusade to rename New York Strip to Texas Strip Steak! Now there’s a matter of utmost necessity! Now you too are enlightened! Happy silly Monday!
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I have that one slated for next week.
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At Taliesin West, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Arizona compound, there is a fire breathing dragon that they don’t allow to breathe fire.
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I believe this one is in Poland.
Shame that there are two…
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Wait. You mean human males DON’T pee on each other’s heads normally? Hmm… Guess I need to make some changes…
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You may need new friends… yes.
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With friends like these, who needs enemies.
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“Harumph!! So dolphins can pee over their heads. Big deal. Big. Freaking. Deal. Like, I’m supposed to be impressed? I’ve seen squirrels do more complex maneuvers with nuts! Now, if they could, say, write their name in the snow… in cursive… while juggling sardines… then we’d be talking. Or maybe compose a sonnet in dolphin clicks about the existential dread of krill shortages? That’s what I call talent!”
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You’re not supposed to be impressed, my news is useless… remember?
😉
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