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Because all the other news is insane these days.
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Note to self – do not ask a Great White to say cheese.
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I don’t know why it’s a thing, but I do know it’s one of the myriad reasons I’m not on Tik Tok.
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At this point I don’t think that qualifies as news.
Or anything new for that matter.
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Is she surprised? Even the best birth control is only 98% effective.
Do the math.
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I so need this emoji.
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A completely reasonable response.
Ice cream theft should not be tolerated.
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River's world..... 
Well, I see a lot of television shows in the future saying, “You are Not the Father!” How much time would each take to do them all in a day? Imagine the line!
As for the Shark, the lady is lucky she survived at all.
I think one of your stories is Fake News.
And, I never did get into TicTok.
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I love taking pictures, but don’t think I need one of a shark that badly.
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Maybe trump can break any law, but I doubt even he could get away with stealing ice cream from a 4-yr-old.
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Nor should he.
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Sasky, I know more about the bikini bush… the younger gen is not only going back to natural growth, they’re aggressively showing it. In theory, hairy chests will trend again too… maybe for all genders.
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Good to know.
I think…
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I have mixed feelings….
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I was so perplexed by the woman sleeping with 100 men I had to investigate. It was a “personal challenge” to break a record. And probably her soul in the process. I’m just speechless.
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I’m speechless with a lot of news these days.
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Ohhh, that’s not the saddest. She plans (planned?) to try again with 1,000
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Whaaaaaat?
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Fame is a drug
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Humanity is doomed.
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This just in: woman who slept with 100 men in a day reveals Elon Musk is the father of her child. (And why is pregnancy in quotation marks?)
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If Elon Musk impregnated her, maybe they’re not sure it’s human…
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I’m with you about not being on TikTok for the exact reason you shared here. Loved the little kid calling the cops. Smart kid.
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Did…did we not all learn to swim away from sharks?!
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I did.
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Guess that means she’s having twins!
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The woman who lost her hands to the shark reminds me of the saying that you can deter a shark by punching it in the nose. And if that doesn’t work you can poke it in the eye with your bloody stump.
And make sure it’s really planning to attack before you punch it. “Hey, I was just swimming by. Now I have to attack you. If I just let you punch me it would look bad to the other sharks.”
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Or you could avoid them altogether and stay on land. I’ll do that.
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