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News you can’t use.

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Not useful, but hopefully humorous.

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Me thinks the bar is pretty low for that particular award.

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This implies the people of Arklow, Ireland have been swimming with floaters for quite some time.

A subject which does not bear thinking about.

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The way America is currently being run? I fervently hope so… where do I unplug?

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Most excellent.

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This is the very epitome of useless news.

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She’s married to J.D.

How could she not?

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21 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Having once nearly lost a pinkie toe, I read that story. I don’t recall much… I think he was young/teen, the toe floated in the bathwater, was it saved and reattached. But I could be wrong. I can’t remember what caused it to fall off.

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  2. Re: the first story – Tom Lehrer sang, back int the mid-60s, “The breakfast garbage you throw out in Troy/They drink at lunch in Perth Amboy”. (West coast variant: “The breakfast garbage you throw into the bay/They drink at lunch in San Jose”).

    Or, to be more specific re: floaters – the sanitary and storm sewer system are the same in San Francisco. During a big storm, the system is overwhelmed and raw sewage is dumped into the ocean. They lengthened the pipe to 4.5 miles so there are no floaters near the beach.

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  6. This is why swimming in the Willamette River in Portland is a dicey proposition. Sewage frequently backs up into the river whenever there’s a heavy rain (and rain is one thing the PNW is known for).

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