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You can’t use it, but I blog about every Monday so technically it is useful.
At least to me.
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My husband is a Vietnam vet and said the peaches and pound cake were the only edible things in MRE’s. The food was so bad he and his men scrounged, traded and pilfered the leftover WWII C rats from supply and far preferred them even though they were over two decades years old.
Now that’s bad.
(And by rats I mean rations, not actual rats. Although with the government, you never know. )
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Proof you’re never too old to be a Swiftie.
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Bat selfies.
Who knew?
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Why doesn’t this surprise me.
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As it should.
I never wear mine without one.
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River's world..... 
Youtube is awash with videos of people trying MREs. When you see what is in them, you suddenly realize that war really IS hell…
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They give a whole new meaning to the term mystery meat…
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Wow! I missed all of this? I think the best is the bat selfie…sorry Elon.
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I’ll take a bat over Elon any old day.
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That’s one Hell of a bat. The ones we have around here might be the size of a songbird and feed on mosquitos. Gotta be South America or southeast Asia.
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It’s that time of year. You never know…
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A Vietnam Vet. I bet he has some stories to write down. I believe that guy in the nursing home also likes the fan club! Good for him!
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He has a lot of stories…
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Both do.
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Thank you for clarifying that sea rats aren’t actually ocean-dwelling rodents. Whew!
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Stupid spell check. Should have been C rats.
But still better than eating rodents.
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Ha…I just assumed you did that on purpose to be cute. Totally something I’d have done.
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I’m a lot of things, but cute isn’t usually one of them.
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Well, if you’ve got it, you may as well flaunt it. Hot bodies can’t last forever, even though Madonna keeps trying.
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Madonna looks freaky these days.
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Yes. Something be said for being willing to age.
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None of this is news or newsworthy I’m afraid. Your on a roll River!
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I’d like to take credit, but sadly it’s not difficult.
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My dad is turning 94 and is a Swiftie. He think it makes him cool.
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I’m so over the nekkid dresses!
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As am I.
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Compared to some of the indescribable and often inedible dishes my Asian wife has served me one hundred year old MREs sound like a gourmet delight.
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Ha!
Welcome back stranger.
Hope all’s well in your corner of the world.
❤️
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Nope. It was nothing I need to remember. Although, Kudos to retirement Guy.
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That dirty old man isn’t interested in Taylor Swift at all. He’s clearly macking on the young lady fans.
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Hats off to him.
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I can’t imagine what the MRE’s taste like when they’re fresher, much less ancient!
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The sad thing is, there’s probably no difference.
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Crystal-encrusted G-string…I’m thinking that probably should be cleaned on a regular basis.
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I’m thinking boiled and power washed…
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Hey! That geriatric Swiftie is almost as old as the food rations. See, very useful news, River.
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Damn.
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