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Let’s dive into the absurd, shall we?
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Sounds like someone needs a giant Tums.
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Sure. Let’s piss off the artificial intelligence… no harm can come from that.
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This headline is from Connecticut where the slogan is, “If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em”.
In case you’re wondering, they’re talking about green crabs.
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Thankfully I didn’t get one, because I’m pretty sure I’m still alive.
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As one does.
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That’s a mental picture I may have trouble getting rid of.
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I wouldn’t think this requires an article, but clearly I’m wrong.
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I’m confused.
Is the appropriate response to this I’m sorry… or congratulations?
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River's world..... 
Before we drop a giant Tums in the ocean, we should poll the sea life and see which of the assorted fruit flavors they prefer.
Well, she just influenced me right out of pursuing him.
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Never having tasted a Tums, I have no recommendations….
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Ersatz fruit with grit. What’s not to love?
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I’ll take your word for it.
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I’ll let you know if I see green crab on the menu. Apparently, we’ve discovered a new species of oyster, too. CT, land of emerging menus.
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I’ve never had green crab. Wonder if they taste any different?
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Have you tried green crab?
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I have not.
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Did they erroneously send you a letter that you’re alive?
Was the cause of death in those letters “Death by NFL penis?”
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No.
And definitely not!
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I have a working theory if we just leave artificial intelligence alone it will destroy itself. For God’s sake, let’s not poke that bear. Maine Health System probably needs to do a self-audit at this point. People get put into wheelchairs for all sorts of reasons…insert your own here.
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So to speak…
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Green crabs don’t sound appetizing. But maybe they are?
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I’ve never had one, so I don’t really know.
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I learned not to piss off AI decades ago, from HAL.
As for learning you are dead, in 1863 Mark Twain wrote, “There was a report about town, last night, that Charles Strong, Esq., Superintendent of the Gould & Curry, had been shot and very effectually killed. I asked him about it at church this morning. He said there was no truth in the rumor.”
And now I’m confused. I was taught that “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” Now you’re telling me I can’t even pick my own? (nose, I mean – I hope I can still pick my friends)
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You pick whatever you like.
And if they have no objection, your friend’s as well.
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Wow, no wonder I don’t watch the news. Because it’s all just..ewww
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The things that pass for headlines these days astound me.
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I wonder why someone would send a letter a patient who is dead. Do they have postal service? Also, they would already know that, right?
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One would hope so.
As for afterlife postal service, return to sender could be tricky.
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Are green crabs tasty?
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I have no idea. Never had one…
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So what is a ‘Birthday Duck’? 🤣
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I’m afraid to ask.
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😁
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Sounds like Sukihana has been spending time with the NFL star.
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