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Join me for another session of news no one needs.
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Take a look around.
Do you blame it?
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It’s Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble and their calloused bare feet…right?
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Oh goodie, another rogue robot who wants to wipe us off the face of the planet.
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I’m so glad we keep building these.
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What… it’s not cheese?
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Well that is disappointing.
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What the utter f**k?
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Kardashians.
Why am I not surprised?
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River's world..... 
You know, they could just stand next to the toilet for the photo like a normal human being. If the robots are going to eliminate us all, maybe start with the exhibitionistic urinators? I mean, they have to start somewhere, right?
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That sounds like a plan.
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I’d be firing those thrusters, too. “Scotty, I need emergency warp.”
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Warp drive never looked so good.
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Sorry, but the robot who declares “humanity a resource to be manipulated” is little different from our human rulers. Every corporation has a “human resources” department to better manipulate us.
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All right, now you owe me a gallon of eye bleach.
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If there’s any left when I’m through with it… sure.
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Deal.
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We landed on the Moon in 1969, and we’re now just confident what it is made out of. I don’t want to say NASA is burning money or anything, but geez. I think our cars probably should resemble Flintstone vehicles, if only for our own safety. Of course, our feet might vote differently. I wonder if Hallmark has cards for happy World Toilet Day?
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My bunion would never tolerate foot power.
As for Hallmark, if they don’t? They probably will.
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Well the Kim image looks distinctly AI/photoshop – but I wouldn’t but anything past those fame whores.
I want more info on the astronomy & ford/tesla stories. Off to google!
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Kourtney looks absolutely flush with excitement, like she’s having the time of her life up there.
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A veritable super bowl of photo opportunities…
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A pooping on the pot beauty contest? Maybe they’ll let the grand pooper on the golden toilet crown the queen and it will be televised on the Fox News! At this sad point, anything is possible (and believable)
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I could see that.
I don’t want to…
But it’s possible.
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Oh deal lort I shouldn’t have scrolled down. It doesn’t surprise me one damned bit it’s those stupid Kardashians. The most famous people to be famous for being idiots.
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What was their original claim to fame?
Did they even have one…
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🤢 on the kast ridiculous bit of news
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I could see pictures sitting on a toilet.
With your pants still on.
And up.
But around your ankles? In a clear attempt to gain yet more publicity?
I ignore them, confident they can’t sink lower.
And then they do in such a way that it’s inevitable I’ll get wind of it.
Sigh.
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If it’s useless and ridiculous?
You’ll see it here…
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