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Useless but (hopefully) entertaining. That’s my blog in a nutshell.

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Say what?

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I don’t call being two inches tall and looking exactly like a mouse normal for a human child, but what do I know?

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Mine is clearly an extra…. for when my front two wear out from excessive rolling.

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Leave it to a no nonsense Mainer. Angus King wants Medicare to pay for $12 bath mats for seniors so they won’t slip in the shower and break a hip. A simple and cheap solution, so naturally the government won’t go for it.

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I know nothing about the history of the pubic wig. And I plan on keeping it that way.

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I do believe I’ve found my spirit animal.

Cheers!

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