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Because the news we can use is too depressing these days.

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The bad news?

Your coworkers hit a sale on cocktail sauce.

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I think the “don’t pee here!” visual for husbands is a good reason, but apparently it’s a guide for kids to make sure they clean the toilet properly.

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Just for you Mark.

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I think you know I won’t be partaking.

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Blech!

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They say it’s encroaching on people’s space, blocking views, and being noisy.

I say it’s overweight old men wearing tiny Speedos.

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I guess it stands to reason. That was a lot of barbecued Brontosaurus.

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I watched The Last of Us. Massive fungal blooms munching their way across the planet makes me shudder.

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