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A friend and I spent the day thrifting recently… which is always good for a laugh.
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These are definitely not bunion friendly.
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What the…
What?
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There will be no cooking in our garage. Gourmet, or otherwise.
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Mark, this one’s for you.
Hide your treasure here. No one will ever want to open it except you.
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I’m at a loss with this one.
Anyone want to guess what it could have been?
The price was $1.99, if that helps.
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A taffy pull gone wrong?
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Horribly wrong.
But perhaps…
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Someone learning the hard way about quick-setting epoxy?
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😂😂
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The mouth tape jokes write themselves.
The shoes are great for visibility.
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Well, those women do walk the streets.
Safety first.
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It looks like part of an animal’s horn/antler or something like that. Those shoes, just no. And the mouth tape? I need an entire pack for two people I work with. Okay, maybe duct tape would work better.
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1002nd use for duct tape. Silencing annoying co workers…
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I think I’ll take a pass on all of these.
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As did I.
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No to all of these…but a special shout-out with a double No for Spam.
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Agreed.
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Oh boy, I can think of so many people I would like to give the tape to. As for the wood thing, at $1.99 I wouldn’t bother searching for the rest of it!
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Mouth tape would make a great stocking stuffer. Everyone knows someone who needs it…
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I’m with you on the garage cooking, gourmet or not.
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It’s an umbrella that once belonged to Mary Poppins but was dropped down the chimney too many times.
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🤣
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Looks like a very used nylon that melted to a floor tile.
As for snoring, the only fix you can rely on is duct tape.
Duct tape and an air-tight seal…
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Only Mark would be bummed to find cash inside that box instead of spam
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🤣🤣🤣
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I am going to look up the Garage Cookbook. Sounds different.
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That it does.
Just don’t substitute motor oil for olive.
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They are actually simple recipes for those that can’t really cook. Although there are also some ingredients from other countries, too.
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Homemade plastic bag dryer.
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Vertical drift wood art?
I can’t imagine wearing those shoes. Aside from the discomfort, they’re as ugly as sin!
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It did look driftwoody…
But, why?
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Must be something with the name mark. Hubby is a Mark too and eats spam. he was in the Navy so maybe…..
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Servicemen are well acquainted with mystery meat.
😉
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