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Useless, but rarely boring.
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Good thing no one told Prince.
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I don’t see why not.
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Chlorosis, or the “disease of virgins” (also known as “green sickness”), was a historical, primarily 16th to early 20th-century diagnosis for adolescent girls characterized by paleness, faintness, amenorrhea (suppressed menstruation), and poor appetite. Often attributed to a lack of sexual activity or “retained blood,” it was viewed as a social and medical condition that could supposedly be cured by marriage.
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Oh, they weren’t kidding.
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I’m guessing the goat didn’t win that argument.
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And I didn’t even know prosthetic nipples were a thing.
The world is a strange place.
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For Pete’s sake, hurry up.
Our President is in dire need.
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Ah, the life of a wildlife photographer.
So glamorous.
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Clearly there weren’t enough diseases or climate change disasters to study.
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River's world..... 
So, my brain is the reason I can’t see purple… I don’t know, that seemed the better story to go with.
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The safest, yes.
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What a bunch you found this time lol . Purple well I mix my own on paper using blue and red but it’s clearly purple tones 🙂
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Not according to your brain…
😉
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lol
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Amazing news…I am sure once we have the perfect size decided, every one could cut down or pull out their original. 🤣
I am unsure why someone would need prosthetic nipples to hang a dress from. Was there no spare cloth left? 👗
That brain is an international emergency. However, how would you insert it. He has no earholes (or he would know he wasn’t wanted). 🤔
Not sure about this disease of virgins. India has these girls by millions–almost 90% of unmarried girls. Though, they are not left unmarried for long enough, I guess–the married relatives would rather pass the buck. 🤣
I always knew Purple was making it up! 😂
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I doubt everyone would be willing to cut theirs down to size, but it’s a thought.
🤣
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Chappell Roans outfit is the the stupidest dress I’ve ever seen, and this is the Grammys we’re talking about.
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Agree.
The bar is pretty low…
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I am glad for the prosthetic nipples, LOL. Otherwise all I could think of was “ouch.”
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But it makes one wonder how the prosthetic nipples are… attached.
Still, ouch!
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What are they gonna say next Green & Orange don’t exist either ? All including purple are the results of mixing two colors together 🙄
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Remember the blue or gold dress?
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Having unexpectedly stepped in random piles of cat excrement occasionally, I know well the toils of the beleaguered wildlife photographer.
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It’s no tiptoe through the tulips, that’s for sure.
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One of my best friend’s brother managed Prince (before he became a symbol) and produced Purple Rain. I was so impressed when I’d see the brother in person, I was too shy to say anything.
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Wow. I bet that was an experience…
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Am I an overreacting, crotchety old man, or are the younger generations failing to grasp the concepts of modesty and propriety?
(Don’t answer that!)
Plus, if you’re going to show that much, shouldn’t it be real? Imagine the shock (and perhaps terror?) of the guy she picks up when they’re alone and she starts picking at the prosthetic fake nipples, peeling them off, the adhesive pulling her breasts and skin up as she does so.
I’d run away screaming.
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Ha!
I hadn’t thought of that…
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