News you can’t use.

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Useless, but rarely boring.

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Good thing no one told Prince.

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I don’t see why not.

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Chlorosis, or the “disease of virgins” (also known as “green sickness”), was a historical, primarily 16th to early 20th-century diagnosis for adolescent girls characterized by paleness, faintness, amenorrhea (suppressed menstruation), and poor appetite. Often attributed to a lack of sexual activity or “retained blood,” it was viewed as a social and medical condition that could supposedly be cured by marriage. 

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Oh, they weren’t kidding.

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I’m guessing the goat didn’t win that argument.

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And I didn’t even know prosthetic nipples were a thing.

The world is a strange place.

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For Pete’s sake, hurry up.

Our President is in dire need.

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Ah, the life of a wildlife photographer.

So glamorous.

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Clearly there weren’t enough diseases or climate change disasters to study.

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6 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Amazing news…I am sure once we have the perfect size decided, every one could cut down or pull out their original. 🤣
    I am unsure why someone would need prosthetic nipples to hang a dress from. Was there no spare cloth left? 👗
    That brain is an international emergency. However, how would you insert it. He has no earholes (or he would know he wasn’t wanted). 🤔
    Not sure about this disease of virgins. India has these girls by millions–almost 90% of unmarried girls. Though, they are not left unmarried for long enough, I guess–the married relatives would rather pass the buck. 🤣
    I always knew Purple was making it up! 😂

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