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It’s that time again…
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Or not at all glamorous.
Eeww.
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If I was a billionaire?
I would totally buy a dinosaur skeleton and have cocktails under my T Rex.
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If I know I’m dead?
I’m not sure that’s a good thing.
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Wombats poop cubes.
Enough said.
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No good can come from hackable vacuums.
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I’ve never wanted a robotic vacuum.
And now I really don’t want one.
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I feel you bird.
Human noise is stressing me as well.
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River's world..... 
That bird needs to leave D.C.
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So now that guy knows that, for 5217 of the vacuums, the status is “container full – empty now.” And the rest are “battery low – consider recharging.”
Ah, Henry VIII. He (and other monarchs) also had a “groom of the stool,” whose job was to tend to him while he went to the bathroom. Pass.
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Yes, but if he can hack them… can he also control them? The robot rebellion will be bad enough but if the vacuums rise up things could get messy.
And hard pass on tending to anyone’s *ss. Royal or otherwise.
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See, I think with a vacuum robot rebellion things could get clean. 😂 It’s when they recruit the robots with arms and legs that things would go downhill fast for the humans. By the way, our Roomba robot vacuum is stored in a linen closet, and it’s blocked in by our corded AND cordless vacuums. Ain’t no way it’s getting outta there unless the armed and legged robots overpower us (likely).
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Smart. Keep the electronic vacuum guarded by old school versions. That will be your first line of defense after the apocalypse.
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I think we could have some great — OK, not so great — science fiction movies about the take over attempt by an evil warlord and an army of vacuums. Probably better to think about than most of these. I feel bad for those birds.
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A vacuum uprising would be terrifying.
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At a minimum, it would suck – I couldn’t resist.
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Cubes?????? Pictures please!!!
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https://owlconnected.com/archives/wombats-poop-cubes
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Well I’ll be!!!!!!!!😲😲😲
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Thought of you while seeing several headlines in the last week about AIs doing things autonomously. Spoopy!!
I hate my iRobot vacuum… but at least in preceeds models that need internet connections.
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Glad to know you’re safe.
😉
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If you’re worried about robot vacuums, what about internet-connected refrigerators with cameras? This guy could see what you eat, how long you store your leftovers – maybe you can get him to text you when something is about to go bad…Yes, Big Brother is watching.
And, as for the process of death, an article in the journal Culture, Medicine, and Psychiatry reports “a senior Buddhist practitioner remained in the post-death meditative state for 37 days, during which his body demonstrated marked resistance to the decomposition process;”
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I don’t want anyone keeping track of what I eat. No internet connected fridge for us. Dead for 37 days? That’s impressive.
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On that first one: Some poor pig gave his life just to be wrapped around a rectal shaft? Talk about a bad day.
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A very bad day.
Yes.
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Now I know why I gave my irobot vacuum to my daughter!
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Smart.
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It didn’t work for us when we had a yellow lab. The dog hair would fill it up after a few yards of vacuuming!
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So glad the Roomba sucked so badly it was retired. (Is only good for hardwood floors and getting under the bed.)
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Whew.
Dodged a bullet there.
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I’m wondering if that still leaves “Australia” a dream destination for me? Between this, that and reading of pythons hiding in the attic walls, hmm….
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All the deadly things live there.
It can be a dangerous vacation…
🤣
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Oh, exciting. But I need a crew to go with!
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