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It’s totally useless, as promised.
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Proof positive there’s a how to manual for everything.
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With the state of the world right now, this isn’t surprising.
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Oregon had to enlist a hawk.
Because no one wants to drown in crow poop.
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I wish he’d hurry up.
Washington is in desperate need.
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Look at that expression.
If it’s not on purpose… we should probably run.
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One, two, three…
Go!
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Ah! You can trick AI for sure. I do that every day by keeping important questions to myself, like: What do I want to eat today? It will probably ask my age and weight, and then, say “Salad”. Crow poop…I can only imagine. Starlings are half in size and 4-5 can kill 3 loads of washed and sun-drying laundry in a couple of minute of quiet contemplation. Crows can probably… (shudder)
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In crow vs laundry? Laundry loses every time…
😰
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I can only feel for the launderer. Been at the recieveing end too many times.
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Trump is a already a Super Human. A jelly fish who can lead a nation without a brain or conscience. That scary monkey is nothing in comparison.
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True…
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Creating Superhumans is the last thing we need. Hitler wanted to do that. Trump learned from Hitler, and wants to create a world of uneducated dummies. Either position is wrong. Let’s just learn to be nice l9ving peaceful people. The world will be so much better for all living beings
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If only…
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I’m always amazed when someone spends research money to tell me how to do something I’ve been doing for 70 years. Maybe they should teach the cows how to poop.
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Dan, Cows know how to poop far more than humans. Trust me, I live in close vicinity.
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Ha!
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Pigs do too! Ewwwww!
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Or how to make actual pie.
That could be helpful…
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Peeing correctly? I thought that meant not in your pants. And a hawk? I was going to guess Clint Eastwood.
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Clint was busy.
Probably brushing up on his urination technique…
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LOLOL! No comment!!!
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A Urination for Dummies book – oh goodie!
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I know China is sending bots to my blog. No way do I suddenly have a thousand avid readers in Beijing.
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I had that a while ago, from Singapore.
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Worse still, thousands of ‘reads’ and not a single ‘like’
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Granted, it’s been quite a few years, but I don’t recall Portland ever dealing with excessive crow droppings. Canadian geese, on the other hand…
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Is the urine guide illustrated? Asking for a friend … who I don’t like and need to get a gift.
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I hope so.
If one needs a urination guide, they probably need pictures as well.
😉
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That monkey expression is rather scary!
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Our birdbath is taken over by huge crows which dunk their bread and food and then fly away but not before trying to scare the pug, Mike, or me with Cawing….I would rather have the Hawks arrive.
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They are definitely noisy.
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