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News you can’t use.

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This first story isn’t useful, but it definitely made me chortle.

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Yes, you read that correctly.

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I don’t know how I managed to miss Sirocco’s escapades the first time around, but rest assured I won’t allow that to happen again.

I dare you not to laugh.

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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=l5G8m1i7x9FHZBaR

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Science.

It’s a beautiful thing.

🤣

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Not soap. Not shampoo.

Not remote controls or coffee makers.

It’s towels. And apparently people are swiping them at alarming rates.

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It is a stupid song .

With stupid, annoying, nonsensical ear worm lyrics.

It’s Horse With No Name by America.

Long live the ban.

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To what…

Please don’t pee on us?

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Don’t bother, there are plenty of brainless donors in Washington DC right now.

Let the harvest begin.

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38 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  3. *Poor bird: His privacy has been invaded. Is he preparing to file a double lawsuit: Invasion of privacy and Fraud by fake head?
    *Trust me, I have seen too many Bollywood movies with stupid songs hitting the top charts. Considering each Bollywood movie has at least 5 songs, it isn’t a surprise to an Indian.
    *Mushrooms must be super excited when it “rains down” on them.
    *The whole “headless humans” thing reminds me of a horrible movie where billionnaire-backed scientists claimed to be farming bodies without cognizance (inside embryo). But when the experiment failed, they moved to farming actual living human beings to be “harvested” when needed. Not far when this experiment is going to move to that one. (Shudder!) How far will we go?

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  4. I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll go with, how can you hate a song with this brilliantly literate line: “And there ain’t no one for to give you no pain”?

    I don’t know why we should be surprised that towels are the most-stolen hotel item. That has been well-known for longer than I’ve been alive. There was even a company that marketed a line of “hotel towels”, advertising that you should buy from them rather than stealing from your hotel. And is it stealing to take the soap or shampoo? Taking them is better than leaving them, as “untold millions of these plastic bottles end up in landfills each year”, according to Forbes.

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    1. Most of the resorts where we stay have switched to large refillable liquid containers mounted in the shower. No teeny tiny bottles to swipe.

      As for Horse, the lyrics are profound.
      “The heat was hot….”
      I mean, wow.
      That’s deep.

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      1. Ha! I also thought the line was:
        “In the desert, you can’t remember your name
        ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no fame.”

        But it’s pain not fame. Also you can not can’t. Without this post today, I wouldn’t have looked it up and learned I’ve been wrong for decades.

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