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News you can’t use.

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Because the useful news is too depressing these days.

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Like my mother used to say…

It’s always the last place you look.

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Not my idea of a stylish pendant, or pin for that matter.

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Sounds like the perfect vacation spot to me.

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Love it.

Going old school to deter cheating.

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Now, that… would be impressive.

As well as terrifying.

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If the average male height in America is 5’9… and you multiply that by a barnacle equivalent of 8? You get an almost 46 foot long human member.

See?

Terrifying.

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In ancient Fiji, it was crustacean shells. Can you imagine what kind of leftover food islands we’re building now?

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If it’s on my daily breakfast banana? That bowl of oatmeal just got a lot more interesting…

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26 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  3. OK I’ll make this snappy, we all have places to go.
    My G-spot is located between my ears, more like Freud than Grafenberg.
    Ancient food? Weaverville Steak and Shake
    “Barnacles” is a mild expletive widely used by the denizens of Bikini Bottom, often interchanged with “Tartar sauce.
    The analog word processor is brilliant. Don’t forget the wite-out
    Wombats? Wombats
    Your Mom’s right; it is in the last place you look. That’s because you found it. Smart girl.
    Now I’m ready for the world; Good one, Riv, thank you.

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