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Because it’s Monday and I never run out of foolishness.
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I don’t know about you, but octopus sex is something I rarely contemplate.
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Worry not dear readers, that is a map I will happily omit from my other blog series.
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Hard pass.
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I love dinosaurs, but teal T Rex leather?
No.
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Because if you can afford to own a home on the Nantucket coast? You can afford to let it slip away.
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While America is stripping rights from its humans.
It’s a crazy world.
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There are no Red Lobster restaurants in Maine, because… well, it’s Maine. We know what real lobster tastes like.
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Proof that if you work hard enough….dreams do come true.
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River's world..... 
The last story really isn’t a surprise. Cats always end up in charge of things.
I think I’ll ignore the Jurassic Park accessory line when it comes out.
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Hang tight, men’s T Rex wallets can’t be far behind…
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It would probably reanimate and bite my backside – no thanks.
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🤣🤣🤣
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A Mainer going to Red Lobster would be like an Italian going to Olive Garden. Or me going to any chain restaurant.
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Exactly.
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Does octopus sex involve eight fingers? Oh, wait…you mean actual sex between octopi. Well, this just got awkward, so: never mind!
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Clearly you’ve thought about it more than me…
😉
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Girl octopus eats boy after shagging him. If humans learn from it, jealous wife will not be a problem. ☺️
How do I ask cat for Johny Walker?
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It might be a self serve liquor store…
😉
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Why would a scientist even WANT to map an Octopus clitoris? Do they just think of this shit while sleeping? Does it serve a logical purpose? Who even wants to KNOW what it looks like?
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Not me…
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This is news I can’t use. We had a Red Lobster in the Palm Springs area. We went once, never to return again. Awful! The cat looks like my Sherman who I had for 17 years.
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The only thing I could tolerate at Red Lobster were their biscuits…
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Yep. The problem is I grew up in the Pacific Northwest with fresh salmon, steamers, razor clams and Dungeness crab that we caught or dug ourselves. I couldn’t tolerate Red Lobster’s food.
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Ditto that. When you’ve had fresh from the sea it’s hard to accept anything less.
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It’s been tough for me growing up with all of that and then moving to the desert. I’d order seafood and be so disappointed!
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That would be hard for me as well.
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Definitely don’t let a racoon run the store
. As far as a map, im sure even with it, many men would still not be able to find it.
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Sad, but true…
🤣
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Better tell Ringo his signature song may not be suitable for children, given this new information!
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Ha!
A whole different type of garden…
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I dunno, I already imagine octo sex is weird. Are they (foolishly) trying to out-weird me?
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Perhaps…
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I would go out of my way to shop at a kitty booze store!
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As would I.
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I began to wonder whether octopi have 8 clitorises (clitori?) and whether male octopi might be better equipped with directions to find them…
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How silly.
You know men never pay attention to directions…
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🤣🤣🤣
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I take every opportunity to teach my students to show care and kindness toward animals, but Peru has me beaten.
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They’re setting the bar high.
😊
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