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You can’t use it, but it’s Monday… so here we are.
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I’m sorry, is there a global sperm shortage of which I’m unaware?
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That’s a lot of Swedish meatballs.
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I won’t list them, but here are a few highlights…
Yes, It Can Actually Break.
What goes in must come out.
You’re welcome.
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Good grief. As if fake news and fake boobs aren’t artificial enough these days, now I have to wonder if my grocery store sourdough is real.
(True sourdough should only have three ingredients…. flour, water, and salt. Check the ingredients)
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I don’t know about your gut,, but if you’re substituting a cactus for toilet paper? Your tuchus isn’t going to be very pleased.
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A bit odd, but it can’t be any worse than what our gutless Congress will be pushing.
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Our President teamed up with a member of the adult industry a while back as well, though with slightly different results.
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River's world..... 
There was just a story (this past week, I think) of a guy hiding in a business – but it was just 1 night, he was trying to be first for some product release.
I’d support the sex fest… but I’m super okay with 99% of sexuality and sex talk. The “must come out” that’s always baffled me is cell phones.
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Cell phones?
Ouch!
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At least they are educating themselves before they go for it. The Parliament would see its highest roll call this time. 😉
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More proof that sex sells.
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That cactus is in a way too dangerous place, as is the bottom of that t-shirt. My grocery sells real sourdough and the not-so-real version. Real is better, by far.
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With cactus… as in real estate, it’s all about location.
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Yeah, I was way more worried about the condition of his shirt tail than his gut health.
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Re: lab-grown sperm – this could lead to utopia for some; a world where men are unnecessary. Of course, that requires a bit of post-conception work or some will show up anyway.
Re: sex injuries – at least as interesting are the stories told upon arrival. “I slipped in the shower and fell on it” is a common one for how objects end up in orifices. Will the “Sumer of sex” result in MPs showing up in ERs?
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