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I saw this advertisement the other day and thought it was a marvelous way to raise money.

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“Be kind to the flamingos”.

Words to live by.

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Sometimes bad taxidermy is so bad it’s good.

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We drove by this restaurant in Portland the other day, and while I’m no prude… I dislike advertisements, bumper stickers and political signs with crude language. If you’re wondering why eight year olds are responding “f*ck yeah!” to the question would you like a cookie?… here’s your answer.

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Bluebird!

Eating at the snazzy new feeder we bought without a thought to how it would be covered in bird poo in 10 seconds flat.

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Now that’s an interesting deal. Store your junk and get free frozen custard every week. With the amount of junk my spouse could store.. we’d have a freezer full in no time.

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