Tag Archives: childrens toys

Stupid products

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They’re everywhere and I always wonder… does anyone really buy these things?

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Because absolutely nothing could wrong with installing a swing set/jungle gym for the kids on your bedroom door frame. Nope. Not a thing.

Though physics will tell you that child is in for a rude awakening quite soon.

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You want to teach your children to walk on turtle steps? Good grief people, you know the next thing the little hooligans will be doing is looking for actual turtles to step on.

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And then there’s this, lipstick for mature women.

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Coincidence that the packaging is covered in crazy cat lady graphics?

I think not.

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The trend continues…

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If someone could explain the recent internet obsession with poo, I’d be obliged.

It’s everywhere I look these days and each product seems to get progressively worse. Case in point?

Sherbet the Shitting Flamingo.

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Whaaaat?

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This begs the question… what happens if Sherbet doesn’t make it to the toilet on time?

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Look how gleefully this child feeds the bird. You can almost feel her excitement at the result….

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Gone. In a see through commode.

I’m sure it will be a best seller.

Sigh.

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