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They’re everywhere and I always wonder… does anyone really buy these things?
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Because absolutely nothing could wrong with installing a swing set/jungle gym for the kids on your bedroom door frame. Nope. Not a thing.
Though physics will tell you that child is in for a rude awakening quite soon.
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You want to teach your children to walk on turtle steps? Good grief people, you know the next thing the little hooligans will be doing is looking for actual turtles to step on.
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And then there’s this, lipstick for mature women.
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Coincidence that the packaging is covered in crazy cat lady graphics?
I think not.
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River's world..... 
OMG, I am still wearing regular lipstick! What is wrong with me?!?!?!😜😜
Deb
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I don’t know. Adopt a few cats and get with the program!
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Conform to the ageist stereotype, woman – lest you become visible!
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I’d better do that then because I like this “being invisible” 😉
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I can deal with the balance and co-ordination thing, but this seems more like an exercise than a game. Little Timmy swinging in the doorway? I can just see little Sally Sue running playfully down the hallway, the light of joy in her innocent spirit callously extinguished by her rat bastard brother giving her a high speed swinging hip check into the wall? THAT’S a game! Play on,
Gloria Swanson was a very mature woman and I’ll bet she never wore any namby-pamby lipstick like that. You can get chap stick with that much pop. Bright red, super shiny, Chanel, of course. Now send your boy to Mr. DeMille and tell him you’re ready for your close-up.
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Contact indoor swinging. What could go wrong?
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Has Bob Villa endorsed this contraption? Looks like something Tim and Al would have shown on “Tool Time” with less than positive results. Anyway. to answer the question “does anyone by these things?”. Of course not, but the books will show a million sold in just hours. In the Financial World we call this “Money Laundering”. And no, I am not being funny or sarcastic (like I usually do).
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Not trusting anything seems to be the rule of the day. Sad, that.
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the swings kind of reminds me of the gravity boots we used to have when we were younger. Attach to the doorway, hang upside down and then hope you can get yourself up to unhitch your legs from the bar or you are stuck there all night.
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Those had outstanding babysitting possibilities though.
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Yeah that kids swing/ torture device is an accident waiting to happen. And I’m with you on the turtle shell balance thingy, stupid kids will look to step on some…..hoping snapping turtles, lol. Look, I’m all for make up for those of us who grew up in the 80s, I can’t wear certain colors anymore because I look washed out (thanks genetics) so if the lipstick works, I’d give it a try.
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Even in my youth I wasn’t a bright red type of girl, so muted shades… with or without cats… would be okay for me.
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I actually like the turtle shell pillow thing if there is enough room to hop/jump on them.
Door swing? No!
I don’t wear Lipstick anymore
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Holy moly – where do you find these must have items? 🤣
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Believe it or not, they find me. Usually on my Facebook feed….
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Indoor gym set my ass. That’s a sex dungeon kit if I’ve ever seen one!
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With a clever ad campaign to get past the censors. Very savvy..
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An indoor gym – great after the kids have been on their computer game for hours. Who wants to go outside and walk barefoot on soft green grass amidst a kaleidoscope of blooming scented flowers under turquoise skies?!
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Who needs grass and flowers when you have V.R.? Less allergies that way..
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