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You can’t use it, but keep reading anyway.

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Giving new meaning to their slogan “we’ve got the beef”.

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And I’m supposed to care about this why…?

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How glad are you to be a loyal reader now?

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Approachable size. 

I’m dying.

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I can barely stand myself in this universe. Meeting another 100 versions of me is not on the top of my bucket list.

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I don’t envy that town’s Chamber of Commerce. Spinning cannibal crickets to the tourist trade has got to be tough.

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