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I wish I could laugh about it, but I’m not there yet.

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Remember the long searched for door we bought the other day?

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The one the salesman assured us was rated for exterior use?

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Turns out it wasn’t.

And according to our contractor, it’s not even close.

Of course it wasn’t what we needed. This is a renovation project at our house where all attempts to improve things are doomed.

Destined to fail.

And more than likely cursed by an angry pickle God.

As I said previously, I’m done. We will take this useless door back to the store and send our contractor out to buy the next one. Maybe he’ll have better luck.

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I must lead a sheltered life.

 

Because not only had I never heard of this woman and her bizarre career choice….

But I was totally unaware there was an audience for it as well.

I have an iPhone.

Which means I have Apple News.

So last week I was scrolling through the stories of the day and stumbled across this:

 

 

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I shouldn’t have watched.

I know that…. believe me. But I thought it was a joke. I figured I would laugh and blog about the ridiculousness of it.

It wasn’t a joke.

And apparently this is a thing.

There’s an entire  YouTube  channel devoted to watching Dr. Sandra Lee pop people’s pimples.

She has 5,643,803 subscribers FFS!

I fear for the future of the human race when over half a billion people have nothing better to do than watch this:

 

 

 

 

We’re doomed I tell you.

Doomed.