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I’m not a religious person and have never felt the need to display a Nativity scene in our home. And while I have no idea how (or even if) the Andean people celebrate Christmas…
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess it’s not from inside a guinea pig’s gut.
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Yet this product exists.
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If I have any Andean readers? Please explain.
Another item for which I can find no rational explanation?
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This:
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Fishing for Floaters.
Coming to a bathroom near you.
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P.S. The best part about sharing that first product? Being able to tag ‘guinea pig Jesus’ .
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