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I knew it was too good to be true.

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The other day I found the email I’d been waiting for.

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Finally, an end to the delivery of that ridiculous piece of trash. My gift subscription was over!

But the very next day?

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I’m hoping this is the very last one. I really am.

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Of course you did.

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What the utter Hell? There’s not enough misogyny in the world, this chick wants to be spit on.

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And I thought being spit on was bad.

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This makes me glad that couple doesn’t have kids.

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So basically you wanted to sleep with your step child.

Please Mr. Postman… let this be the very last issue I receive. I beg you.

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Cosmo… and not in the good ‘Please pour me another!’ way.

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This month’s gift subscription came in the mail today.

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For which I’m still questioning my girlfriend’s sanity.

At first glance I thought I might be able to skip blogging about the silly rag this time around, but that ended on page 58.

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I’ve never been on a cruise…. but if I ever decide to take one? I can guarantee you it won’t be because I want to bang strangers in front of my husband.

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I have to admit these tips were extremely disappointing. Somehow I expected more than “don’t wear underwear” and “don’t park on a hill”. Those are pretty basic.

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It amazes me that people pay money for this trash.

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