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The other day I found the email I’d been waiting for.
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Finally, an end to the delivery of that ridiculous piece of trash. My gift subscription was over!
But the very next day?
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I’m hoping this is the very last one. I really am.
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Of course you did.
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What the utter Hell? There’s not enough misogyny in the world, this chick wants to be spit on.
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And I thought being spit on was bad.
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This makes me glad that couple doesn’t have kids.
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So basically you wanted to sleep with your step child.
Please Mr. Postman… let this be the very last issue I receive. I beg you.
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River's world..... 
Half of me is ‘uhhhh, no.’ And half of me is, ‘who am I to judge other’s kinks?’
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I’ve always said whatever happens between two consenting adults is their business. But if they’re going to talk about their kinks? I’m going to judge…
😉
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WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
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I fear for this generation. I really do….
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Once, when I was younger, I fantasized about putting Pepsi in a Coke bottle and fooling my friends. Does that make me as bad as these single-digit IQ human-rejects?
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Not even close.
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Coke and Pepsi have an alternate opinion.
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As I am certain someone around here still says, “I do declare!).
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Grab your smelling salts Martha.
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Dig that flashy punctuation.
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Yes. That was the first thing I thought of when I read it…. punctuation.
🤣
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I’m kinda curious about the “take your therapist on your next first date” article….
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I’m afraid I don’t read, just skim for horrors.
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That’s too bad. I was curious what kind of trainwreck that would be.
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Because I never like to leave my readers wanting more…
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41204901/first-date-tip-mention-your-therapist/
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Lol
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I had a “friend” whose ultimate turn on, he thought would be to have a woman shit on his face. No idea if he ever found a partner for that. It takes all kinds.
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I suppose. My only question upon hearing things like that is… why?
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I never knew. He turned into an alcoholic when he grew up. Go figure!
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Was this after he told you his fantasy? Maybe it came true? Ha ha!
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Yes, it was after, but the more I think about it the more I think he may have been either one first. He hid it really well for a long time. Either way, the poor guy was sick.
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Yes, I think he was sick. Youth disguises some things. Then the drinking probably hid it when it could no longer be hid. He’s lucky he had you.
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Only until I grew up and moved away. I left home at 16 because my male parent was a child abuser (my mother had died when I was 8). I left my hometown at 18 because the education system was racist against me and my Indigenous siblings. I returned a few times, but nothing much changed. Life was much more pleasant where no one knew me or my past. I travelled around from the prairies to both coasts and back again. Everywhere I went were good people, but also mean people. Some 54 years after leaving home I have determined there is no good place to live, so I am hiding out in a redneck town in the far north of the country, living amongst the enemy, so-to-speak. My life in a nutshell. Thanks to the Internet I have found people I can mostly be friends with. Sane people. It is nice to know sane people.
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Oh, I am laughing!
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Laughter would be a good response, especially if the willing woman had diarrhea when she did it. I never did find out which came first, the alcoholism or the fantasy.
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Please do not torture those of us who have not had a date in almost a year. Thank you.
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Apologies.
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LOL
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If you’re up for it, Rawgod might have a friend…
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah ok then!!
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Once had a girlfriend who confessed to liking to be tied-up. I said I guess I’ll have to buy some rope.
She replied ” I have some in the closet”.
Discovered that while I made a passable dom, it was just too damned much work …
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Maybe you should submit an article to Cosmo.
😉
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5 Nifty Ways to Reluctantly Tie Up Your Woman
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Bound to be a hit with readers.
Pun intended…
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I’m no prude, but even I can’t defend this nonsense.
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Same.
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I will only miss your comments.
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I can only see one page’s image. How sad. Not.
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Not at all…
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