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You can’t use it, but I blog about every Monday so technically it is useful.

At least to me.

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My husband is a Vietnam vet and said the peaches and pound cake were the only edible things in MRE’s. The food was so bad he and his men scrounged, traded and pilfered the leftover WWII C rats from supply and far preferred them even though they were over two decades years old.

Now that’s bad.

(And by rats I mean rations, not actual rats. Although with the government, you never know. )

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Proof you’re never too old to be a Swiftie.

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Bat selfies.

Who knew?

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Why doesn’t this surprise me.

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As it should.

I never wear mine without one.

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Your number one source for stupid headlines.

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Did she have to?

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Ugh.

She did.

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I didn’t think it was possible to eat that many beans, but okay.

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I wish the media would stop saying things like this. They’re not unrecognizable, they’re older. It happens to all of us who reach a certain age. Things sag, they wrinkle. Get over it.

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I’ve been married to a Marine for 41 years. I’m well versed in the meaning of Snafu.

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No one can use it, but here it is all the same.

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Can’t say I’d find that attractive, but who am I to judge?

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If you’ve watched The Last Of Us? You’ll know this does not bode well for the future of the human race.

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Being a cat lover, I literally snorted at this.

🤣

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No!

Not the cheese…

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Never was a Guinea pig so aptly named.

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That was one busy little guy.

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Because it’s Monday, and that’s how we start the week around here.

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Proof there’s a little sunshine behind every dark cloud.

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Adult camp?

Hell no. I hated it as a kid and I was way more sociable then.

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Talk about an embarrassing 911 call.

Geesh.

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Oh my god, no.

My husband and I visited a nude beach in France years ago (both wearing bathing suits thank you very much) and believe me when I say it wasn’t pretty. We saw more naked grandmas and grandpas than anyone should ever see. A cruise ship of naked all you can eat buffet loving passengers? That’s the voyage of the damned right there.

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Can you guess who it is?

Answer in comments…

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I take it back, this was the most embarrassing 911 call ever.

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that man is single.

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Useless… and therefore never ending.

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I don’t know, and I honestly don’t care.

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He must have tasted like kale.

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It’s the Devil. I fail to see how she could be surprised.

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As far as I’m concerned everything about Bobby Brain Worm is gross, but this is bizarre.

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Hope he doesn’t carpool the kids.

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It was only a matter of time.

And bet AI Jesus won’t open the pod bay doors either.

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Really, it’s totally useless.

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See?

Useless, as promised.

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Explain to me again why we’re so anxious to apply AI to medicine… because this doesn’t bode well.

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If you have to ask, you’ve never been to Maine.

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Even the crab world is rejecting AI.

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Damn straight.

I wouldn’t hug him either.

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Whaaaat?

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Seems a little harsh, but okay.

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Ridiculous and uninformative, that’s the goal.

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The way we’re going now?

I think I’m okay with that….

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In her defense, airline tickets are too expensive these days.

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I suppose that could come in handy.

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Like enough people won’t bad mouth you when you’re dead? Geesh.

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“ I know that’s not real bacon, Karen.”

No mystery there.

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Worst. Wedding. Ever.

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A wannabe Tik Tok influencer, for sure.

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And if you can use it?

I don’t want to know.

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Oh my.

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Sorry Wyoming, your Wind River Range is being crossed off my bucket list.

🤢

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Sells it the next day of course. Anyone who’s ever tasted it knows that.

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If this is true? My husband has a friend who will never die…

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Et tu mouse?

It seems no one is trustworthy these days.

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And we’re back…

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Good grief, how wrong could it possibly go?

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It was only a matter of time.

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I imagine it looks just like a fresh one.

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Probably tastes like one as well.

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We review everything else, why not dates?

“He arrived on time and brought flowers, but constantly talked about his ex and picked his nose when he thought I wasn’t looking. ”

One star.

⭐️

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Yowza!

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We have a man down the road who raises peacocks, should I be worried….?

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Truly.

I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.

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See?

Useless.

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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.

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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.

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Great.

Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.

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Power peeing?

Is this even a thing….

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Interesting.

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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.

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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?

On second thought, don’t answer that.

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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.

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