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Useless is a state of mind.
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Please don’t tell my husband. We have enough useless junk around here as it is.
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Whaaaaat?
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Nope. Uh uh.
That’s a number I do not need to know.
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Because no one… or thing… can resist an epic selfie background.
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Oh goodie. Maybe I don’t really have a damaged knee.
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And speaking of AI….
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So humans think AI is evil.
AI trains by reading human text saying it’s evil.
And AI becomes evil.
That’s a self fulfilling prophecy if ever I saw one.
😳
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Always useless, sometimes chuckle worthy.
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Best. Name. For a space potato.
Ever.
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I may be old school but I still use mine. No notifications, no algorithms picking your playlist.
Look at me, I’m trendy.
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Is everyone talking about this?
I was blissfully unaware.
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Tiny butts rule.
What else is new?
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I don’t know about dinosaur tombstones, but lots of organized crime members are currently decomposing under and around the Meadowlands.
😉
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Were the beans unhappy and organizing a coup?
And if so, why wasn’t I told.
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And maybe one you can.
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Zombie cells?
Does this mean we’re going to get a sudden craving for brains…
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I admit I couldn’t think of any practical reasons for a living room butter dish. And after reading what they’re referencing?
(Hiding the remote control)
I still can’t.
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And you thought archeology wasn’t a glamorous profession .
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Seems a little extreme to me.
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Dirt.
I bet it still tastes better than McDonalds.
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It’s August 5.
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https://youtu.be/PxZg4SfIURg?si=jJwq-O0M63oFKlbD
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And I love Ted Lasso so this was news I could use.
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You can’t use it, but it’s Monday… so here we are.
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I’m sorry, is there a global sperm shortage of which I’m unaware?
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That’s a lot of Swedish meatballs.
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I won’t list them, but here are a few highlights…
Yes, It Can Actually Break.
What goes in must come out.
You’re welcome.
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Good grief. As if fake news and fake boobs aren’t artificial enough these days, now I have to wonder if my grocery store sourdough is real.
(True sourdough should only have three ingredients…. flour, water, and salt. Check the ingredients)
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I don’t know about your gut,, but if you’re substituting a cactus for toilet paper? Your tuchus isn’t going to be very pleased.
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A bit odd, but it can’t be any worse than what our gutless Congress will be pushing.
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Our President teamed up with a member of the adult industry a while back as well, though with slightly different results.
😈
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Still here, still useless.
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Trying to escape the Mar-A-Lago Moron no doubt.
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She pops pimples for a living. A stroke seems preferable…
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Just in case you were wondering.
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Denmark and Orlando seems a bizarrely random research combination .
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I couldn’t stand the original… which btw, was called Little Sh*thouse on the Clam Flats in Maine… why would I want to see the new one?
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The Last of Us.
If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will.
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A slightly disturbing way to declutter your closet.
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🤣
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Because it’s Monday and I never run out of foolishness.
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I don’t know about you, but octopus sex is something I rarely contemplate.
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Worry not dear readers, that is a map I will happily omit from my other blog series.
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Hard pass.
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I love dinosaurs, but teal T Rex leather?
No.
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Because if you can afford to own a home on the Nantucket coast? You can afford to let it slip away.
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While America is stripping rights from its humans.
It’s a crazy world.
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There are no Red Lobster restaurants in Maine, because… well, it’s Maine. We know what real lobster tastes like.
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Proof that if you work hard enough….dreams do come true.
😊
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Because the useful news is too depressing these days.
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Like my mother used to say…
It’s always the last place you look.
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Not my idea of a stylish pendant, or pin for that matter.
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Sounds like the perfect vacation spot to me.
💕
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Love it.
Going old school to deter cheating.
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Now, that… would be impressive.
As well as terrifying.
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If the average male height in America is 5’9… and you multiply that by a barnacle equivalent of 8? You get an almost 46 foot long human member.
See?
Terrifying.
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In ancient Fiji, it was crustacean shells. Can you imagine what kind of leftover food islands we’re building now?
🤢
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If it’s on my daily breakfast banana? That bowl of oatmeal just got a lot more interesting…
🤣
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This first story isn’t useful, but it definitely made me chortle.
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Yes, you read that correctly.
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I don’t know how I managed to miss Sirocco’s escapades the first time around, but rest assured I won’t allow that to happen again.
I dare you not to laugh.
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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=l5G8m1i7x9FHZBaR
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Science.
It’s a beautiful thing.
🤣
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Not soap. Not shampoo.
Not remote controls or coffee makers.
It’s towels. And apparently people are swiping them at alarming rates.
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It is a stupid song .
With stupid, annoying, nonsensical ear worm lyrics.
It’s Horse With No Name by America.
Long live the ban.
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To what…
Please don’t pee on us?
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Don’t bother, there are plenty of brainless donors in Washington DC right now.
Let the harvest begin.
😉
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It’s totally useless, as promised.
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Proof positive there’s a how to manual for everything.
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With the state of the world right now, this isn’t surprising.
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Oregon had to enlist a hawk.
Because no one wants to drown in crow poop.
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I wish he’d hurry up.
Washington is in desperate need.
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Look at that expression.
If it’s not on purpose… we should probably run.
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One, two, three…
Go!
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So much news.
So little of it useful.
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There’s only one thing I have to say about this…
Are you not entertained?
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I might have opted for a cafe chat over coffee, but okay.
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Mark… please try to contain yourself.
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Japanese barbecue sauced Spam.
Please celebrate accordingly.
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If you’re familiar with Maine real estate prices you’ll realize this is the deal of the century.
Maybe we could all pitch in and have a bloggers retreat?
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Damn.
That’s got to be a hard way to go…
😳
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