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And if you can use it?
I don’t want to know.
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Oh my.
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Sorry Wyoming, your Wind River Range is being crossed off my bucket list.
🤢
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Sells it the next day of course. Anyone who’s ever tasted it knows that.
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If this is true? My husband has a friend who will never die…
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Et tu mouse?
It seems no one is trustworthy these days.
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And we’re back…
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Good grief, how wrong could it possibly go?
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It was only a matter of time.
🥴
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I imagine it looks just like a fresh one.
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Probably tastes like one as well.
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We review everything else, why not dates?
“He arrived on time and brought flowers, but constantly talked about his ex and picked his nose when he thought I wasn’t looking. ”
One star.
⭐️
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Yowza!
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We have a man down the road who raises peacocks, should I be worried….?
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Truly.
I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.
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See?
Useless.
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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.
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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.
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Great.
Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.
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Power peeing?
Is this even a thing….
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Interesting.
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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.
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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?
On second thought, don’t answer that.
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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.
😥
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Admit it, useless is way more fun.
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The man dumped a cup of coffee.
Get a life people.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cruises are floating petri dishes.
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And isn’t is about time?
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This is something I can honestly say I’d never worried about before.
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And my husband gets aggravated if I just change my mind about going out to dinner.
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But I’m not going to think about it.
Nope.
Uh uh.
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That can’t be good.
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Not good at all.
😳
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You can’t use it, but you love it.
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I’m shocked.
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I feel you Auntie.
I really do…
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All I can say is I know it works for Marines. My guy has always been able to fall asleep in two minutes flat. Even when I’m talking…
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Say it isn’t so.
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It’s so.
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Bet they don’t put that in the tourist brochure.
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You go girl!
🤣
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Trust me, you really can’t.
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See?
That’s the very definition of useless news.
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Man, I hate when that happens.
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I admit I’m out of touch enough that I had to look up what hosing glizzies even was.
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I can’t imagine any drugged fueled high being worth that. .
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Government efficiency.
No more free Kit Kats for you!
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Did she?
I think the jury is still out on that one…
🥴
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I only have one thing to say.
Grow up gentlemen.
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It’s useless, but so am I most days.
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And I thought the only thing buried in the Meadowlands swamp was dead mobsters…
Huh.
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$200k per…?
Not sure that’s what I’d call a deal.
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And so it begins…
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Self preservation is probably something we shouldn’t have taught it.
😳
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Hang on Texas.
Life is about to get… buggy.
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I refuse to blame the Camembert…
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Oh good.
Something else to look forward to.
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I’m hoping to run out of these. But it won’t be today…
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I’ve heard of wardrobe malfunctions… but dental is a new one.
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No thank you. At this stage in my reading glasses for everything life … I need bigger, not smaller.
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I call foul on this one.
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Yes, because everyone goes to McDonald’s for the oatmeal.
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Water.
Come on!
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I know I’m not visiting Florida anytime soon.
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No, they haven’t fixed the issues that cause it. They’re just switching to black… which, when you think about it, is more death like.
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Evolving into… what?
*gulp*
😳
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You missed this series, admit it.
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I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of, but she certainly looks pleased.
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Nooooo!
Not the cheese.
😫
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I paid $20 for 20 minutes with a few sleeping cats.
Capybaras on my lap and snuggling in my arms?
Sign me up!
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This is the way my town has done trash pickup ever since we’ve lived here. Most places in Maine are the same. $3.50 a tag, one bag per tag.
It makes you more apt to recycle, believe me.
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Is there someone up there who needs to get high…?
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She was at a CBD store, and complained there were no decimal points on the machine. Perhaps she’d sampled too much product?
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I don’t know about scientifically…
But from a lay person’s perspective?
I’m going with it’s happy.
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And we’re back with more useless news.
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What we used to think was human, turned out be AI.
Now what we think is AI is actually humans?
Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Sh*t just got real.
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Why doesn’t this surprise me?
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Ugh.
And I’m heartbroken when I lose an earring.
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I’m going with… yes.
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I can personally attest to this one!
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