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I’m hoping to run out of these. But it won’t be today…

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I’ve heard of wardrobe malfunctions… but dental is a new one.

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No thank you. At this stage in my reading glasses for everything life … I need bigger, not smaller.

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I call foul on this one.

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Yes, because everyone goes to McDonald’s for the oatmeal.

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Water.

Come on!

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I know I’m not visiting Florida anytime soon.

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No, they haven’t fixed the issues that cause it. They’re just switching to black… which, when you think about it, is more death like.

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Evolving into… what?

*gulp*

😳

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You missed this series, admit it.

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I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of, but she certainly looks pleased.

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Nooooo!

Not the cheese.

😫

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I paid $20 for 20 minutes with a few sleeping cats.

Capybaras on my lap and snuggling in my arms?

Sign me up!

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This is the way my town has done trash pickup ever since we’ve lived here. Most places in Maine are the same. $3.50 a tag, one bag per tag.

It makes you more apt to recycle, believe me.

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Is there someone up there who needs to get high…?

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She was at a CBD store, and complained there were no decimal points on the machine. Perhaps she’d sampled too much product?

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I don’t know about scientifically…

But from a lay person’s perspective?

I’m going with it’s happy.

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And we’re back with more useless news.

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What we used to think was human, turned out be AI.

Now what we think is AI is actually humans?

Stop the world, I want to get off.

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Sh*t just got real.

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Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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Ugh.

And I’m heartbroken when I lose an earring.

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I’m going with… yes.

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I can personally attest to this one!

🤣

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Bringing you useless news every Monday to start your week off right. Or wrong as the case may be.

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Great… because I really need something else to worry about.

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Sound like nasty little bastards.

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I knew it!

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Where’s Pedro Pascale when you need him…

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*Note to self – research homes for sale in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.*

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Who in their right mind loves sinkholes?

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When one swallows her house, Lauren may change her mind.

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Yikes.

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I don’t know about any others, but that cat definitely hates someone.

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The only way I could stop mine is to divorce my husband.

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The clutter around here does not go unnoticed, but I love my guy too much to take those necessary steps.

😉

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It’s all useless these days, but the following are even more so.

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See?

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Seriously useless.

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I hate when that happens.

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Talk about multitasking.

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I’m noticing a trend here.

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Bit disrespectful, that.

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This is not a River approved fad.

Tiny = bad.

Full size = good.

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Because the news you can use is too depressing these days.

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He’s the devil.

I think that’s a given.

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Uh oh.

We just ordered a new one.

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Honestly, I try not to think about Elon Musk at all.

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Apparently he’s been paying some of the mothers of his children 15 million up front and $100,000 a month not to speak of them. One woman refused and gave up what amounts to $36,600,000 over 18 years to tell the truth.

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It’s evil, but we love it.

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Whaaaat?

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And now you know.

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This made me snort, but the fact that Amazon refunded her the $4,000 and let her keep the lollies tells me Junior may be doing it again.

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Not useful, but hopefully humorous.

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Me thinks the bar is pretty low for that particular award.

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This implies the people of Arklow, Ireland have been swimming with floaters for quite some time.

A subject which does not bear thinking about.

🤢

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The way America is currently being run? I fervently hope so… where do I unplug?

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Most excellent.

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This is the very epitome of useless news.

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She’s married to J.D.

How could she not?

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Use is a subjective term.

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How about… don’t.

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Geese.

You never know where they’ll show up.

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Bit noisy for nesting, but clearly she’s a Cubs fan.

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Lord, I hope not. Mine have expanded greatly post menopause.

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I’m sure you’ve all read about this genetic abomination. And while I am completely and absolutely 100 percent against rejuvenating extinct species… as a GOT lover I will say this now that’s it’s done –

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😉

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Good for her…?

🥴

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Does Artificial Intelligence require bacon treats as well?

How odd.

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Use is a relative term when it comes to news these days.

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Can someone please give that scientist the White House’s address?

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I’m not going to wax poetic about this particular headline, but should you need to know more…

https://allthatsinteresting.com/rasputin-penis

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Well, that’s disturbing.

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I just… can’t, with this man.

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Must be that can and a half of hair spray he uses because I have a little more hair than him and don’t have a problem.

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Hooters… without the hooters?

I doubt that will last.

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And it’s about time too.

Those damn penguins have been ripping us off for years.

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My husband hates that word, and hates it even more when I say it. But sometimes.. you just have to. There’s been a lot to curse about lately, so at least it’s nice to know my health will benefit.

😉

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Useless and never ending. This describes my blog site perfectly.

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That’s a very large rat.

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Way to go Carolina.

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I know airline food is bad, but how hungry do you have to be to eat beads?

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As well she should.

😡

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Trust me, if we’re talking about Trump?

It has everything to do with sucking.

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I admit to being clueless about this as well.

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What does the “Pooh” mean in Winnie The Pooh?

“ …..a book by Winnie The Pooh author AA Milne called When We Were Very Young. 

The 1924 book of poetry, which predated the Winnie The Pooh stories, contained an introduction from the author which reads: “Christopher Robin, who feeds this swan in the mornings, has given him the name of ‘Pooh.’”

“This is a very fine name for a swan, because, if you call him and he doesn’t come (which is a thing swans are good at), then you can pretend that you were just saying ‘Pooh!’ to show how little you wanted him.”

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Mystery solved.

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I completely forgot about the Hands Off rally held this past Saturday. I wanted to go, but am glad my local peeps represented with some snappy Maine-centric signs.

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