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And we’re back…

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Good grief, how wrong could it possibly go?

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It was only a matter of time.

🥴

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I imagine it looks just like a fresh one.

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Probably tastes like one as well.

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We review everything else, why not dates?

“He arrived on time and brought flowers, but constantly talked about his ex and picked his nose when he thought I wasn’t looking. ”

One star.

⭐️

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Yowza!

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We have a man down the road who raises peacocks, should I be worried….?

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Truly.

I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.

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See?

Useless.

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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.

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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.

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Great.

Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.

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Power peeing?

Is this even a thing….

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Interesting.

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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.

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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?

On second thought, don’t answer that.

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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.

😥

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Admit it, useless is way more fun.

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The man dumped a cup of coffee.

Get a life people.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cruises are floating petri dishes.

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And isn’t is about time?

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This is something I can honestly say I’d never worried about before.

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And my husband gets aggravated if I just change my mind about going out to dinner.

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But I’m not going to think about it.

Nope.

Uh uh.

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That can’t be good.

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Not good at all.

😳

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You can’t use it, but you love it.

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I’m shocked.

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I feel you Auntie.

I really do…

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All I can say is I know it works for Marines. My guy has always been able to fall asleep in two minutes flat. Even when I’m talking…

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Say it isn’t so.

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It’s so.

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Bet they don’t put that in the tourist brochure.

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You go girl!

🤣

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Trust me, you really can’t.

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See?

That’s the very definition of useless news.

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Man, I hate when that happens.

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I admit I’m out of touch enough that I had to look up what hosing glizzies even was.

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I can’t imagine any drugged fueled high being worth that. .

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Government efficiency.

No more free Kit Kats for you!

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Did she?

I think the jury is still out on that one…

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I only have one thing to say.

Grow up gentlemen.

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It’s useless, but so am I most days.

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And I thought the only thing buried in the Meadowlands swamp was dead mobsters…

Huh.

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$200k per…?

Not sure that’s what I’d call a deal.

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And so it begins…

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Self preservation is probably something we shouldn’t have taught it.

😳

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Hang on Texas.

Life is about to get… buggy.

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I refuse to blame the Camembert…

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Oh good.

Something else to look forward to.

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I’m hoping to run out of these. But it won’t be today…

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I’ve heard of wardrobe malfunctions… but dental is a new one.

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No thank you. At this stage in my reading glasses for everything life … I need bigger, not smaller.

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I call foul on this one.

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Yes, because everyone goes to McDonald’s for the oatmeal.

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Water.

Come on!

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I know I’m not visiting Florida anytime soon.

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No, they haven’t fixed the issues that cause it. They’re just switching to black… which, when you think about it, is more death like.

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Evolving into… what?

*gulp*

😳

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You missed this series, admit it.

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I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of, but she certainly looks pleased.

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Nooooo!

Not the cheese.

😫

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I paid $20 for 20 minutes with a few sleeping cats.

Capybaras on my lap and snuggling in my arms?

Sign me up!

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This is the way my town has done trash pickup ever since we’ve lived here. Most places in Maine are the same. $3.50 a tag, one bag per tag.

It makes you more apt to recycle, believe me.

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Is there someone up there who needs to get high…?

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She was at a CBD store, and complained there were no decimal points on the machine. Perhaps she’d sampled too much product?

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I don’t know about scientifically…

But from a lay person’s perspective?

I’m going with it’s happy.

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And we’re back with more useless news.

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What we used to think was human, turned out be AI.

Now what we think is AI is actually humans?

Stop the world, I want to get off.

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Sh*t just got real.

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Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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Ugh.

And I’m heartbroken when I lose an earring.

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I’m going with… yes.

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I can personally attest to this one!

🤣

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Bringing you useless news every Monday to start your week off right. Or wrong as the case may be.

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Great… because I really need something else to worry about.

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Sound like nasty little bastards.

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I knew it!

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Where’s Pedro Pascale when you need him…

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*Note to self – research homes for sale in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.*

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Who in their right mind loves sinkholes?

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When one swallows her house, Lauren may change her mind.

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Yikes.

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I don’t know about any others, but that cat definitely hates someone.

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The only way I could stop mine is to divorce my husband.

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The clutter around here does not go unnoticed, but I love my guy too much to take those necessary steps.

😉

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